Neverending Rap Battle IV

whaz thii
wha 2 ? ..
shawty confuse ... yee call me a retard .. thiis sistar..gon damage yur!
dnt mind that .. call me iif u choose ..
l8r i'll prove .. aighz tha TRUTH ..
wont gon on crying like thah FOOL ..that yow bn tawking 2

ma stawt ws like 5 wks ..
not cos ma words .. the rhymes gon 2 a limit..
its cos .. i ws reaching ma peek .. bussy in REPRESENTING
BRITAIN!

iin the BGT AUDITIONS!!... - soz ..bn places ..thiis can go wastes ..
tha tym .. fill up tha spaces! .. becareful ere .. i come tha str8est buhh reckless!!! .... oh sorry .. hours ..mite be.. daiis possibilty .. jus gon be busy ..
ent as silly .. wasting tha tym on thiss .. yup ...

watch on tha tele = watch out 4 tha name LIZ!!!! numbers 026147!!

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Re: whaz thii

Lady Shawtee Wurd wrote:

wha 2 ? ..
shawty confuse ... yee call me a retard .. thiis sistar..gon damage yur!
dnt mind that .. call me iif u choose ..
l8r i'll prove .. aighz tha TRUTH ..
wont gon on crying like thah FOOL ..that yow bn tawking 2

ma stawt ws like 5 wks ..
not cos ma words .. the rhymes gon 2 a limit..
its cos .. i ws reaching ma peek .. bussy in REPRESENTING
BRITAIN!

iin the BGT AUDITIONS!!... - soz ..bn places ..thiis can go wastes ..
tha tym .. fill up tha spaces! .. becareful ere .. i come tha str8est buhh reckless!!! .... oh sorry .. hours ..mite be.. daiis possibilty .. jus gon be busy ..
ent as silly .. wasting tha tym on thiss .. yup ...

watch on tha tele = watch out 4 tha name LIZ!!!! numbers 026147!!

Listen to me very carefully, okay?
Free your mind, don't think about rap
and stay like that forever.

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impetuous
the verbal parapeligic cant even step to this
your reincaranated jism
that crept from judas
im a machine the carborated division
intteligence over the net nothing but automated wisdom
you loose a lips put ya on a crucifix you gotta be rated
like his son
audibly dated
notation of time imprisoned
envisioned ,you lack concept flow is all
ya pink
pepto bismol
ya ink
left in awe astonished
my jaw abolished
ya eyelids ya wink
divided
between the flow i provided
and the amount of knowledge which crawled inside it
you wont remain i'll colonize it
look at the floor where your fallin eyes hit
look at the gore where you fall an demise hit
im not telling you to quit i advise it
im no american but as soon as i start singing you idolize it
reemburst my thirst an vitalized it
i'll pick up the mic when the vinyl lies bich
you started it im gonna finalize it

professor AKA mike dugas only 1 account on able2know i have a letter of incarceration which legal accertains to which date's i was imprisioned an released if you want a copy let me know if someone has been playing it up as me ok well lets do this by the way heres a sample of my progress peace im out

professor mike dugas 07/nov/6 copywrite@

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quit acting behind the scene's
faggot this homo's the one in designer jeans
rhyme ya schemes
you deaf motha fuka its seems ya blind ta screams
ya ppl do listen to this crack pot it aint hard to find the feens
i make ya stomach back drop like jenny craig for finder fees
at first you couldnt find ya dick ,
now with a dick so small ya try to find ya pee
the way ya talking ya walking all over ya self
open ya mouth you'll find da feet
if you think im descreet
im blaitent
call this the norman bates hotel cause i leave ya mind vacant
i believe when there's smoke there's fire when there's pig ya find bacon
im an inttelectual in fact
your inta sexual acts ,
with transexuals named mack
siamese twins bisexuals with the same sack
hitten a toilet sitten is the only way you'll get ya aim back

yo where's the moderator tell this openly how many accounts i have and there names

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PROFESSAAA.... LETS GET IT ON!!
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yeah.. its on EARTH-THAT-I-SPIT..feelin my force is when DIVERSITY-HITZ... caught red handed. my 'palms-are-stained' still caught ya mom wit 'open-legz'.. which caused the BIRTH-OF-A-BITCH!!(YOU).. dissin you.. will FURTHER-MY-****!! cuz outta all ur battles.. i'm the WORST-OF-THE-GIFTZ.. cuz i 'off-crookz'.. even got 'proffs-shook'.. like some UNIVERSITY-BITCH!! got yeah squeelin.. like the CURSE-OF-A-SNITCH.. no doubt my VERSE'LL-GET-SWITCHED.. watch as the 'punz-mix' leavin yah 'un-fixed' like a NURSE-WIT-A-TWITCH!! sendin sum 'fun-trickz' like the BURST-OF-A-GLITCH(not fun)!! shots single filed.. and i'm the FIRST-OF-THE-FIFTH!! got 'cashed-funny' like 'fast-money' or the SPUR-OF-THE-RICH!!! unexpected.. like the STIR-OF-AN-ITCH.. aimin the 'thick-dotz.. and comin wit 'quick-shotz' like the BLUR-OF-A-PITCH!!!(baseball)

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impetuos wanna try end my career

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here you go west coast
speaking with more upgrades then motorola systems
ya view of life's earth let me give you an update on the solar system
there's a universe ,there's nothing but u an a verse
and there ain't nothing you can't do in a verse
except when you tavel to death i put you in a hurse
i can give you a second chance, but you'll be through in the first
on this road, the wheels lock, no chance of doin reverse
westcoast got my sickle on ya shoulder deaths close
ur the site of my next host
a parasite infectin through ya double breast clothes
the more ya breathe the colder ya breath grows
radioactive ,my breath glow
awe there go's ya breath again
the way thee flow reacted with ya high levels of estrogen
midget ya eye levels at my chest again
i got ya crumbling in some knee accidents
in ya hospital bed tied to being an insomniac on crack an laxitives
ya tried ya comedy act n due to gross negligance
ive come back ta give
a double dose ta aid events
in the special olympics you won 2 out a 8 events
nothing thats come through out ya mouth has made the cents
of prosperity come out of a quarter
, or even half of the mind
speak with clarity thats not a suggestion thats an order
,before during an even after the rhyme
,my thoughts like seeing after ya blind
you bet more, then ya pocket
watching ya hands fold after ya spine ,
case closed end the docket

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PROFESSA!!!! Oh **** u hot as ****.. gunna have to step yeah game up for this one though on the real.. gunna be a brawl!!
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biitch.. i'm the past and FUTURE-TENSE.. tenth time.. yeah i'll SHOOT-THE-CENTZ!! got yah HEAD-BLOWN.. when i 'spring-the-lock' like the 'king-of-rock' famous?? only the DEAD-KNOWN!! got yah RED-OWNED.. beat up and SHRED-BONE!! when the MARROW-SPLITZ.. the 'pops-pointed' got yah whole 'top-jointed' like ARROW-HITZ!! who HEARD-THE-NERDZ.. got yah SLURRED-OF-WORDZ.. so watch me 'scare-the-bully' but you aint 'aware-fully' smash dudes till the STERD-ACCUREZ always risin like the BIRDZ-PREFFERED!! yah shits bitten.. caught cheatin like the PRICE-OF-BOOBZ.. got yah lookin back like yah need ADVICE-TO-MOVE.. get higher when i 'supply-the-drugz' bout to show yah 'why-we-thugz' like when ICE-GETZ-CUBED!!(song) quicker than cats. got the MICE-REMOVED.. gettin better.. not once but TWICE-IMPROVED!! so dont TEST-ME-KID.. i'll 'drop-punz' that'll get yah 'top-spun' like PEPSI-LIDZ!! all flames. like i'm TORQUEIN-THE-SPIT punches causin toothaches like FORKS'LL-GET-BIT.. the whole coasts comin.. now watch the 'clicks-divide' cuz this dude quick-to-ride' like PORKIN-A-BITCH(dickride) me?? i'm puttin the famous BACK-IN-THE-STREET.. blazin dudes. like i'm PACKIN-THE-HEAT..shits not forced.. though MAC-IS-ELITE.. walkin the 'vet-ground' 'nets-down' like SHAQ-ON-A-STREAK!! just give me the "W" like two CRACKS-IN-A-PEAK(W) cuz i'm bout to beat you so bad you'll be SLACKIN-FOR-WEAKZ!! have the steal hot.. like HEATIN-A-KNIFE.. BEATIN-YA-LIFE..points made.. my 'threats-brief' this bitch'll 'get-grief' like CHEATIN-YAH-WIFE!! you losin.. THAT'D-BE-NICE.. two black eyes like BATTIN-YAH-TWICE.. or gettin the 'gun-spurred' leavin yah 'un-heard' like STATICKY-MICS!!

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WESTCOASTSNIPER, I am confused about this particular phrase...

STATICKY-MICS!!

I like it, but I need elucidation.

Thank you. (or "gracias" as I would say in my new-found language)

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haha my dude my dude.. i seen u in the other forumz.. glad ro meat u.. mad respect... weell.. if ur mic is all staticky and ****.. how can u hear em good?? u know

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WESTCOASTSNIPER wrote:

PROFESSA!!!! Oh **** u hot as ****.. gunna have to step yeah game up for this one though on the real.. gunna be a brawl!!
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biitch.. i'm the past and FUTURE-TENSE.. tenth time.. yeah i'll SHOOT-THE-CENTZ!! got yah HEAD-BLOWN.. when i 'spring-the-lock' like the 'king-of-rock' famous?? only the DEAD-KNOWN!! got yah RED-OWNED.. beat up and SHRED-BONE!! when the MARROW-SPLITZ.. the 'pops-pointed' got yah whole 'top-jointed' like ARROW-HITZ!! who HEARD-THE-NERDZ.. got yah SLURRED-OF-WORDZ.. so watch me 'scare-the-bully' but you aint 'aware-fully' smash dudes till the STERD-ACCUREZ always risin like the BIRDZ-PREFFERED!! yah shits bitten.. caught cheatin like the PRICE-OF-BOOBZ.. got yah lookin back like yah need ADVICE-TO-MOVE.. get higher when i 'supply-the-drugz' bout to show yah 'why-we-thugz' like when ICE-GETZ-CUBED!!(song) quicker than cats. got the MICE-REMOVED.. gettin better.. not once but TWICE-IMPROVED!! so dont TEST-ME-KID.. i'll 'drop-punz' that'll get yah 'top-spun' like PEPSI-LIDZ!! all flames. like i'm TORQUEIN-THE-SPIT punches causin toothaches like FORKS'LL-GET-BIT.. the whole coasts comin.. now watch the 'clicks-divide' cuz this dude quick-to-ride' like PORKIN-A-BITCH(dickride) me?? i'm puttin the famous BACK-IN-THE-STREET.. blazin dudes. like i'm PACKIN-THE-HEAT..shits not forced.. though MAC-IS-ELITE.. walkin the 'vet-ground' 'nets-down' like SHAQ-ON-A-STREAK!! just give me the "W" like two CRACKS-IN-A-PEAK(W) cuz i'm bout to beat you so bad you'll be SLACKIN-FOR-WEAKZ!! have the steal hot.. like HEATIN-A-KNIFE.. BEATIN-YA-LIFE..points made.. my 'threats-brief' this bitch'll 'get-grief' like CHEATIN-YAH-WIFE!! you losin.. THAT'D-BE-NICE.. two black eyes like BATTIN-YAH-TWICE.. or gettin the 'gun-spurred' leavin yah 'un-heard' like STATICKY-MICS!!

yo i respect ya so far man but

u called me a biter an secondly you might want to go over ya own rhymes b4 you say that **** i can find a couple things that if pointed out would flip that accusation

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haha my dude.. there is nuthin in there that shows that i bite.. and secondley neither do you.. just rappin bro.. nuthin against you.. you DONT bite.. just dissin.. you gunna reply are have i beat the greatest on the site

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why aint people poston no more

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I challange the best on this site, prepare to be merked.

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yo was good im comin outta retirement lookin for a battle but for now imma jus spit a freestyle, for those of u that dont know im the infamous dj quik kid

been a while since i spit been a long time since i was gone/but now im back and i'll still kill like akon/i grind hard a hustler at heart/get smart watch as i clap at you and your soul departs/dont think im all chit chat just sayin this that/cuz believe me my shots will give you a break like kit kat/people say i bite rhymes but thats a goddamn lie/i testify that anybody that defies me will die/i see proffessor on here again yo whats good wit these mcees/out of these i try to see one good one but its un likely/ask proffessor here bout all the rappers ive done away wit/kids the mic is an instrument not something to play wit/im sure some of you are thinkin this guy aint that great/but its whatever battle me seal your fate/ as i battle you self proclaimed kings into a lyrical checkmate/anecdote you want the best you sure you can handle it/any true mc on here your career they can dismantle it/but hey if you want a shot then jus call me out/and when im done with you get some of your buddies on here to haul you out

just a little somethin, lookin for a battle

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DJ quik kid ur rhymes r **** bitch you could never touch my level dip ****
I'm sicker than slick rick fingering a rich bitches ripped clit
Yeah i'll take a shot at the title, literally, leave you drawn in chalk
Either that or i'll 'decapatate you' and then tell you to 'hold that thought'
This guy doesn't know the blood i'm spilling dude we could battle face to face if ur willing too
Yeah my buddies will need to haul my ass so I don't go to jail for killing you
You eat mc's? nah! i'll break your ******* jaw so all you can eat is pourage dude
This guys nervous to battle me, pickin his face, his pimples are 'freshly squeezed' like 'orange juice'

Go back into retirement.

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lol alright ive heard better but not that bad for a newbie

listen anecdote you jus fucked up on a high level of proportion/another just hatched bitch this site shoulda gotten an abortion/you killin me ha yea thats likely/read my rap then yours then you'll know why even your home boys like me/you jus jealous cuz i got your chick wetter than a scuba diver/man you gonna be 'screwed up' when i stab you in the head wit a screwdriver/that freshly squeezed line quite original i must say/but when you in your jail stay i think you gonna be gettin somethin else squeezed by OJ/imma be eatin poridge get a load of goldie locks/you can swing at me i'll duck and hit you wit holes cuz im holdin glocks/change your name anecdote cuz even your short rap there bored me/dude thinks he can write gangsta raps more likely to write toy story/i cant reach your level your right i cant sink to where your at/say you get cheese you get your neck snapped like a trapped rat/dude i aint even gonna waste all my talent on you/your lucky that i even considered battlin you/tryin to get himself hyped standin in the mirror sayin damn he look cool/you got chalk with you guess you in fuckin preschool/listen up imma tell you why this battle is mine/cuz this guy is soo stupid i told him to 'retire' he said why my wheels be lookin fine/kid i got soldiers from NYC to Detroit reppin Runyan/this dudes career aint an Anecdote, its a tall tale like Paul Bunyan

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DJ Quik Kid you be gay bitch tits

Your the whackest lately, your just pissed u had to give your mum money to pay me
I know what you thought, it's okay, " I'll use punchline flips from the 80's, So he can murder me greatly"

I didnt say I get cheese so what your writing isnt key'd that's damage to hip hop time to make you bleed
Retire jokes that are 50 years old shows you'll never succeed you're like a miniture donkey and i'm a nobal steed.

When it comes to punchlines and metaphors you'll get shredded don't push me
The only time i'll get "screwed up" is when my 'dick is a screw' & your mum has a 'thread embedded in her pussy'

My lyrics 'rock ya' like ancient killing methods you should know i'll smash your mouth proper
This guy is soo whack the last time he had a sick thought he was fantasizing about toddlers

My chick hates you dude she ain't conversating with a weak whore fag that'll eat more ass than 3 whore slags.
Yeah you got my chick wet from spraying her with the hose when she was about to beat your ass.

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first off you aint that good you got no style/secondly i think its you not me thats the pedophile/your career is like my hairstyle a fade/dont worry i dont wanna touch your chick im afraid i'll get AIDS/she sprayed me wit a hose dude stop clowing/the only reason i got wet was cuz i had to stop the dumb bitch from drowning/me usin lines from the 80's what kinda joke is this/dude what your mom shoves in her pussy aint none of my business/in this site dude you gon be lucky to stay alive like you goin through a combine/i mean come on i spit good **** every bar you spit somethin hot maybe once outta five lines/whore this whore that we get it you a hoe/dont be upset cuz your pimp smacked you and told you to get back to work in the middle of your show/this **** is fun to me it aint mentally draining/you makin me laugh kid its a veteran against a rapper in training/i really hope none of you here are fuckin wit this snitch/he jus a stupid Rich Boi you talk bout his report card, throw some D's on that bitch

yo how many rounds we goin in this battle?

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Dj Sucks ! He'll be 'shocked when i give the heat' Like I Burn cables
'Cuz when im done, SOMETHING'll be spinning, But it wont be no TURN TABLES!
You cant understand ?Ok, Your wrong if you think your rhymes are dope ..
You loose. There. I put it as simple as them f*cking LINES YOU WROTE !
Dj, face it, Your a clueless fucc ! Your gonna' need more than a mentor, G ..
'Cuz judging by your structure, It looks like you've never touched the 'ENTER KEY'
Anecdote's a b*tch ! I'm laughin' at this man and his 'small glory'
But don't worry ..
your rap biography is gonna be like your username, a SHORT STORY !

Ane's only worth that one bar ..
Dj just had more stuff for me to pick on him about Rolling Eyes

* Look up Anecdote's by the way , if you didnt get it ..

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