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Sex as exercise - Does it work?

 
 
carrie
 
Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 02:01 pm


Is there anyone out there who has included sex in their exercise plan? I did and I lost more weight than if I stuck to a stupid Slim fast diet! Twisted Evil

What about you....

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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 02:05 pm
When I brought it up with my trainer he quit.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 04:21 pm
Last time I started banging some chick at the gym, I lost my membership. Something about being against the rules, to be naked on a bench or something.
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 04:30 pm
That's silly Slappy, you should of take a windbreak to stand twix thee and the onlookers
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 04:43 pm
Sex as exercise does work, providing you are getting enough of it. Quite aerobic, and carrie, you most likely have the benefit of, how shall we put it, prolonged sessions not neccessarily the domain of the hetero male, despite the stories Rolling Eyes As long as the heart beats fast, you are burning calories.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 04:47 pm
Just remember that nothing really starts working until you're adequately warmed up...

For exercise, I mean. You know, calisthenics and whatnot.
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 04:49 pm
So those who simply lay back and think of the President or in my case the Queen wont get any benefit from carnal activity.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 04:49 pm
Sex also works nicely for excorcism....seems to slay the demons within the partner....
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 04:51 pm
so it's not all bad then
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 04:56 pm
no, oak, it is all bad. very bad. a wicked sinner, you are. (but, hey, at least it's the queen.)
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 04:58 pm
may god have mercy on her own naughtyness
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 05:00 pm
Carrie, I know it works. Did you know the Ramses II, considered the Greatest Phaoroh of Egypt live to be over 90 years old at a time when the life expectancy was 40? He had over 200 wives and concumbines and sired over 100 children. If you wish to see this very amazing individual, you can view his mummy at the Cairo museum. c.i.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 05:08 pm
I hear they had trouble getting the sarcophagus to shut.

(BA BA BOOM)
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 05:25 pm
How much exercise can you cram into a minute and a half?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 05:25 pm
(That's a Joke)
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 05:27 pm
Sure it is.

This thread makes "Only half and hour, three times a week" sound a lot more appealing, I'll give it that.
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 05:38 pm
You had better take precautions or your partner can end up putting on a lot of short term weight.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 05:54 pm
<<snort>>

that was Laughing
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 06:22 pm
and stick you with a long term commitment.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 06:31 pm
http://www.blackforgeart.co.uk/images/signs/laughing%20asssm.jpg
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