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Sex as exercise - Does it work?

 
 
cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2003 09:14 pm
Hey, if I'm going to go all the way to Egypt, I want to see Ramses II himself, not his Mummy....
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 02:35 am
Pushups with someone under you....hmmmmm......

If that was the case, I would have been think as a rake..well....a couple of years ago....
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jjorge
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 03:17 am
It depends on what you DO.

In Slappy's case he'd PUT ON weight...from ingesting all that
liquid protein! Laughing
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 04:02 am
Look. It is fabulous exercise. Leaves you breathless and enormously happy.

If you do it LOTS - include it in your plan.

If not, love it, and do more other stuff.


'Tis a most looked forward to exercise!
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Ceili
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 08:27 am
Yeah, trust a rabbit! They know LOTS about sex!
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 08:27 am
jjorge*197982* wrote:
It depends on what you DO.

In Slappy's case he'd PUT ON weight...from ingesting all that
liquid protein! Laughing


No, I'd put on weight from having her fetch me a sammich afterwards.

I'll have to take your word for it that all that "liquid protien" will add weight.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 09:07 am
cav, When you go to Egypt, you can join Ramses II by being mummyfied. Wink c.i.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 09:10 am
Oh yeah? Is that a tourist thingy, being mummified?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 09:11 am
Ceili's avatar is hot...any interest in bald pervs like Slappy? He needs a date bad...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 09:16 am
I thought the exercise thing was something you did to get sex, not the other way around...
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 09:17 am
Good point pd....that or make tons of cash...
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 10:05 am
from what i read, sex in american occurs on thursday night during the 3rd 3 minute commerical break of the Tonight Show followed by sunday morning ritualistic inorgastic intercourse (she watches the flies crawling across the ceiling) this seems to be consistent with american exercise routines.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 11:45 am
Damn. No wonder I'm not getting any. I've been watching Letterman.
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dream2020
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 12:43 pm
According to what I've read, married couples only do it 10 times a year, on the average. Must be Thursdays during a full moon, when nothing good's on tv.
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jjorge
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 12:52 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
jjorge*197982* wrote:
It depends on what you DO.

In Slappy's case he'd PUT ON weight...from ingesting all that
liquid protein! Laughing


I'll have to take your word for it that all that "liquid protien" will add weight.



I knew you'd have a comeback Slappy. Very Happy




(but I thought it would be BETTER)
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 12:54 pm
So what is it baby? Spitz or Swallows?
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jjorge
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 01:03 pm
PDog,

You're talking to Slappy, right?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 01:06 pm
Hey, whoever laughs, that's who I'm talking to. (But I assume from the avatar that slap will get the reference.)
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jjorge
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 01:23 pm
If anyone had SEEN ol' Slap

we'd know if he's thin... or thicker

Then we wouldn't have to guess,

"Is he's a spitzer?"

Or...

"Does he swallow it like liquor?"
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 01:27 pm
Liquor? But I just met her!
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