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What does your fart smell like?

 
 
patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2007 08:42 am
As in, "Be gone, ya foul-smelling wretch."
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2007 08:51 am
I often wonder what I ate that causes the more peculiar odors.

"Damn... when did I have burned tires?"
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2007 08:58 am
Or old vacuum cleaner bag...
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material girl
 
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2007 08:59 am
I, as many people do, eat meat, and recently thought about that phrase used when wind is broken 'christ, did something die up there?'

I wish they would realise that it was dead on the way in, so it would be even more dead on the way out.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2007 11:06 am
"Squashed /dead crickets"
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2007 05:39 pm
Just now, something like a mixture of brewery and restaurant trash can.
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Victor Murphy
 
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Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2007 03:29 am
Re: What does your fart smell like?
Cyracuz wrote:
I just let one rip, and it smelled like charred timber...

That was a new one...

My farts don't stink!
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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2007 05:52 am
vic

How sad for you. I bet they make a lot of noise though..
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material girl
 
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Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2007 06:19 am
A previous trump definately had a hint of peanuts, which is odd as I hadnt eaten any but does make me wonder why when I open a packet of peanuts it smells like a fart.
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