What does your fart smell like?

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I just let one rip, and it smelled like charred timber...

That was a new one...

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Far superior to anyone else's!

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my farts dont smell unfortunatly. I have always felt deprived because of it. At school the other kids made fun of me Sad

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Soon I realised that there was more to farts than just smell, things such as tone, depth and resonance. I have a variety of farts which i can, after years of determined and concentrated practice, draw upon in social situations.

So your hoity toity claims to superior or burnt timber olfactoray sensations dont impress me one bit.

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Count Draculas breath.

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Once I let one go on the bus. It was so nasty that it made even me gag. As it drifted forward I just noticed how people were suddenly swallowing their breakfasts again.

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It could be that you're just immune to the smell of your own farts. I am immune to the smell of catpiss. I count myself lucky for it...

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sometimes

mine smells like chocolate..

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to you only, or do other noses agree?

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I sometimes feel like a victim because in the entirety of my life I have never farted. Not once. Not even a little squeaker.

I feel....... so alone.

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hmmm... If that's true it's bound to be a world record.

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I thought you couldn't burp, gustav?

Now you can't fart either, gustav - what a weenie!

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I do emit some strange noises through my ears.

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LOL

Maybe your plumbing is just different. Are you particularly sensitive to sounds from your nether regions? Maybe the wiring's been switched... Smile

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Ah, that explains a lot.

Here is a picture of gustav and wifey

http://www.brainshrub.com/adventures/euraparty2002/thumbs/Bilial-and-blonde.JPG

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Cyracuz wrote:

to you only, or do other noses agree?

actually..

it was my husband who brought attention to it.

Of that.. I am not sure if I should be embarassed... or proud..

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I am having trouble deciding if it would be pleasant or just more unpleasant to smell it... Smile

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Well.. we ARE still married

even though I roll up the windows in the car, and lock em

Or wait until he is shaking the covers over his body at night...

or until he is stuck in the shower in the morning

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hehe... I guess funky smells are part of all relationships...

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Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

Count Draculas breath.

What, like stale blood? Wh

Never mind, I won't ask...

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Fibre gives mine (normally) a weak odour.

However, I make up for it in length, volume, resonance and vibrato.

Spectacular is all I can say.

Bloody spectacular.

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kiobasa sausage butt. My worst farts smell like dog farts which are quite foul. I think bed is the best place to push out a fart but my husband (the victim) might disagree. He acuses me of "wafting" the scent and also has a really creepy theory about "particulates" in the air. If the fart is foul enough he think he's breathing doo doo

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