What does your fart smell like?

kiobasa sausage butt. My worst farts smell like dog farts which are quite foul. I think bed is the best place to push out a fart but my husband (the victim) might disagree. He acuses me of "wafting" the scent and also has a really creepy theory about "particulates" in the air. If the fart is foul enough he think he's breathing doo doo

DECEMBER 30
At 1:03 in the morning a fart
smells like a marriage between
an avocado and a fish head.

I have to get out of bed
to write this down without
My glasses on.

sometimes


mine smells like chocolate..

I sometimes feel like a victim because in the entirety of my life I have never farted. Not once. Not even a little squeaker.

I feel....... so alone.

He acuses me of "wafting" the scent and also has a really creepy theory about "particulates" in the air. If the fart is foul enough he think he's breathing doo doo

Me neither. But there have been accidental ones. Rather embarrasing if you don't know your partner well.

plantress wrote:

He acuses me of "wafting" the scent and also has a really creepy theory about "particulates" in the air. If the fart is foul enough he think he's breathing doo doo

I agree with this theory. Except I don't think it matters how bad it smells, if you are around when someone farts, you're basically sucking in the tiny floating particles of that person's foul ass leavings.

If you think perfume (ugh) is an adequate cover for fart gas, I'd hate to be working around you today.

Or they think you wear a really horrible perfume.

(Can't generally stand perfume myself. I think I might prefer unadulterated fart whiff.)