I am Jesus.

Looks like Jesus was studying for a calc test Algis.
Speaking about the MAN, I think he split for a long weekend.
I wonder if Jesus celebrates the 4th , or Canada Day?

I wondered who stole my cross...I've been looking for so long.....

we all have a bear to cross

which would mean hot crossed buns

LOL ,I should change it to that farmerman. Thanx

Glen/Jesus maybe you could read "The Weaver and the Dream" as it may help put things in perspective. It is about a young man who believes himself to be Jesus and so he takes a spiritual journey through Peru to discover the Truth. Your life journey may be similar to, though not literally the same as, his. And until you understand what is happening to you, no one else will. Seek help in order to seek the truth.

I'MMM SPARTACUS

I forgot to look,
but I just discovered that I'm Jesus too.

Great. Just great. Now what do I do?

Tap-dance across your pool down to the local Red Lobster where you can pick up dinner for a multitude for a song--you'll be very popular, Boss . . .

But I don't even like wine.
I'm never touching water again!


And how come I keep seeing Jesus in everybody around me?
This is weird!

Sounds like obsessive-compulsive disorder . . . have you tried Satanism as an antidote?

I used to be posessed by Satan, but I got rid of Jesus and I was miraculously cured.

Poor Jesus...this thread is a perfect example of how you guys have been popping him on the ass with your wet towels for 2000 years...well he's coming back one day and now he's the rich guy and he's going to buy your homes, put you on the streets, repo your cars and KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!

Forgive them Glenn...naw wait...screw 'em, I can't wait to see this ass kicking.....I'm videoing....

Phoenix
The first time I heard that song many years back was on the Imus In The Morning show when Don Imus was promoting his book "God's Other Son".
He also used to play one that went something like this:

"When I grow up I want to be just like Jesus
and never have to work
Just travel round from town to town
where ever evil lurks
with rod in hand and staff in hand
and sandals on my feet
chat a while and share a smile
with every one I meet."

Any chance that you would have the lyrics to that one also?

Re: I am Jesus.

Jesus!? Is that you?
Damn, you took your sweet freakin time getting here. We've been waiting for two thousand years plus years, dude...where have you been?

Hey, now that you're here, there's a few things we'd like to have cleared up...
Are abortions and gay clergymen a sin in Your eyes?

Say 'hi' to the new folks for me.

People who God has chosen to help him are still plentiful today.

Reckon you're one of those Glen? It might be a more accepted explanation than being Jesus. Perhaps you are a modern day prophet, but if you use the name Jesus you'll find a lot of controversy from people who might otherwise have listened.

Good luck with whatever it is you're here to do! :wink:

Re: I am Jesus.

What part of Mexico are you from?

Are you still there Jesus?

How do I know you are the true Jesus?

Can you walk on water or do any miracles or anything?

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The thing is, I don't think Jesus knew he was Jesus, did he? I mean...he didn't seem to know he was the savior of humanity, right?

At least part of the time he didn't seem to know.

Perhaps toward the end, he might have indicated he knew....?

But you seem to know very early?

15 months since the last post . . . It's been Resurrected!
Wait, no. He's just napping at the moment... medita... no, praying.

Each thing, each moment, experience and thought... is a prayer towards our own enlightenment, another step made in heaven.

Too early for wine?