Do they get dizzy easily? (I have this ..er, ahem, kind of "spinning a midget" fantasy...")
I once read a book titled "The Four Christs of Ypsilanti". It didn't mention Glen, not that it matters in terms of his claim here.
Speaking of Glen, he seem to have departed. Do you think it means something?
If there is a second coming -- we should suspect that a fix is in.
C'mon, Slap - gimme a midget!!!
Wait a sec....maybe this will work...
Glen, you are one of the false prophets the Bible spoke of...I am the true Jesus, and I will defend my title in a 'Hell in a Cell' match at Wrestlemania!!
I am the walrus (paul said)
If your Jesus, then why did you leave the front door open? Were you born in a barn ?
Don't go to church on Sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way
But I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more
I fall on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store
Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
To make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
To keep me satisfied
Well I don't want no Anna Zabba
Don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better
Or more suitable for this boy
Well it's the only thing that can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul
When the weather gets rough
And it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy, but that's ok
Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait
Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
To make me feel so good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
To keep me satisfied
....And who are you ?" asked the psychiatrist finding a new patient on his ward.
"Jesus" came the reply.
"...who told you that ?"
"...God told me !"
" I certainly did not !" came a shout from down the ward....
(BTW has the current Jesus ecaped ?)
They don't get dizzy too fast...besides, if they complain, just smack 'em.
Thank God. I mean, Jesus.
So, Glenn, what WOULD you do?
And once you answer that, please tell me what Jenna would drink.
Hey, I like that: What would Glenn do? I think I'll have a bracelet made with that inscribed. Anyone else want to order one?
Jenna and Jesus sittin' in a tree....prosletyzing to you and me...
First came chaos
Then came the word
Then came Cain giving God the bird!
Glen:
Be happy with whom, you are or even think you are.
