@Region Philbis,
Hey, Region, we can do dentistry here on A2K!
Tie a string around the affected tooth. Tie the other end around a heavy object. Drop the heavy object out of a 2nd story window.
Here in redneck country, where we live in mobile homes, we tie the string to the tail of a cow and then slap it on the butt. But you don't have cows in Boston.