Quotes from the American Teliban

Ticomaya wrote:

dlowan wrote:

Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

and there you are...head firmly implanted in the bushco ass..... balance returns to the force..... :wink:

Does he go in with or without that cigar, do you think?

Turn around and I'll show ya.

Nah.


It seems too deeply intimate to watch.



I'll let LSM do that, and report back if she feels the need. She'll adore to do that.

You know, Chauncy Gardener and all that: "I love to watch."


I, however, do not.

I sense you may not have appreciated my innuendo, dlowan.


Pity.

Ticomaya wrote:

I sense you may not have appreciated my innuendo, dlowan.


Pity.

Did you mean: "got" your innuendo?


If so, yes.


It was quite a large one, at least with the cigar in situ.


Appreciate is not QUITE the same thing.



Anyhoo, I thought innuendo was an Italian suppository until I tasted Smirnoffs.

dlowan wrote:

Ticomaya wrote:

I sense you may not have appreciated my innuendo, dlowan.


Pity.

Did you mean: "got" your innuendo?


If so, yes.


It was quite a large one, at least with the cigar in situ.


Appreciate is not QUITE the same thing.



Anyhoo, I thought innuendo was an Italian suppository until I tasted Smirnoffs.

I meant "appreciate" in the sense of definition #2.

[b]ap·pre·ci·ate[/b] v. ap·pre·ci·at·ed, ap·pre·ci·at·ing, ap·pre·ci·ates v.tr.[list]1. To recognize the quality, significance, or magnitude of: [i]appreciated their freedom.[/i] 2. [u]To be fully aware of or sensitive to; realize[/u]: [i]I appreciate your problems.[/i] 3. To be thankful or show gratitude for: [i]I really appreciate your help.[/i] 4. To admire greatly; value. 5. To raise in value or price, especially over time.

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So, yes, I meant you may not have "gotten" my innuendo.

Doubtless you didn't appreciate (Definitions #1, #3, or #4) it either.

True ... I resisted my natural urge to say, "gotten."

I was trying to demonstrate my erudition.

Ticomaya wrote:

Did I already mention on this thread that all liberals are dope smoking commies? I'm getting my threads mixed up.

have I mentioned that cigars are cock substitutes?

Ticomaya wrote:

dlowan wrote:

Ticomaya wrote:

I sense you may not have appreciated my innuendo, dlowan.


Pity.

Did you mean: "got" your innuendo?


If so, yes.


It was quite a large one, at least with the cigar in situ.


Appreciate is not QUITE the same thing.



Anyhoo, I thought innuendo was an Italian suppository until I tasted Smirnoffs.

I meant "appreciate" in the sense of definition #2.

[b]ap·pre·ci·ate[/b] v. ap·pre·ci·at·ed, ap·pre·ci·at·ing, ap·pre·ci·ates v.tr.[list]1. To recognize the quality, significance, or magnitude of: [i]appreciated their freedom.[/i] 2. [u]To be fully aware of or sensitive to; realize[/u]: [i]I appreciate your problems.[/i] 3. To be thankful or show gratitude for: [i]I really appreciate your help.[/i] 4. To admire greatly; value. 5. To raise in value or price, especially over time.

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So, yes, I meant you may not have "gotten" my innuendo.

Doubtless you didn't appreciate (Definitions #1, #3, or #4) it either.

Yep...I know all the definitions....I was playing on words, too.


Americans, by the way, use gotten a great deal more than speakers of either English English, or Oz English, currently do. I don't know about the Canadians etc.

There you go ... moonbat conspiracy ramblings. That's more like it.

Funny how all those people quoted who promote hate against homosexuals, hate religion freedom and want to tear down the wall between church and state are all conservative and Republicans.

Maybe it's just a coincidence.

dlowan wrote:

Ticomaya wrote:

dlowan wrote:

Ticomaya wrote:

I sense you may not have appreciated my innuendo, dlowan.


Pity.

Did you mean: "got" your innuendo?


If so, yes.


It was quite a large one, at least with the cigar in situ.


Appreciate is not QUITE the same thing.



Anyhoo, I thought innuendo was an Italian suppository until I tasted Smirnoffs.

I meant "appreciate" in the sense of definition #2.

[b]ap·pre·ci·ate[/b] v. ap·pre·ci·at·ed, ap·pre·ci·at·ing, ap·pre·ci·ates v.tr.[list]1. To recognize the quality, significance, or magnitude of: [i]appreciated their freedom.[/i] 2. [u]To be fully aware of or sensitive to; realize[/u]: [i]I appreciate your problems.[/i] 3. To be thankful or show gratitude for: [i]I really appreciate your help.[/i] 4. To admire greatly; value. 5. To raise in value or price, especially over time.

[/list]
So, yes, I meant you may not have "gotten" my innuendo.

Doubtless you didn't appreciate (Definitions #1, #3, or #4) it either.

Yep...I know all the definitions....I was playing on words, too.


Americans, by the way, use gotten a great deal more than speakers of either English English, or Oz English, currently do. I don't know about the Canadians etc.

We give you a pass because we know you can't spell or write and blame it on being Australian.

The place was a penal colony when it was appreciably populated.

Ohmigod.


Please do not tell me that

a. You believed I was trying to insult Americans

b. That:

"The place was a penal colony when it was appreciably populated."

was an actual attempt to be insulting

I await your answer with eager anticipation.

If you answer yes to either, it will be my first troll inspired laugh of the new year.

PLEASE answer yes!!!!!!!!!!!

Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

Ticomaya wrote:

Did I already mention on this thread that all liberals are dope smoking commies? I'm getting my threads mixed up.

have I mentioned that cigars are cock substitutes?

BP, I happen to know Tico's married, has got kids, you know, a normal kind of guy. Winston Churchill smoked cigars. George Burns and Milton Merle smoked cigars. Anyone calling a cigar afficiando a ********** is seriously demented and twisted.

That's a lot of overkill and venom for a comment that was obviously meant to be lighthearted and taken as a joke, at least by those of us who have a working brain.

dlowan wrote:

Ohmigod.


Please do not tell me that

a. You believed I was trying to insult Americans

Why not? You obviously have been spending post after post, trying to insult Ticomaya.

Quote:

b. That:

"The place was a penal colony when it was appreciably populated."

was an actual attempt to be insulting

I won't tell you then since you apparently have no appreciation for the early history of Australian civilization:

http://www.britannica.com/eb/article-196946/Australia

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I await your answer with eager anticipation.

If you answer yes to either, it will be my first troll inspired laugh of the new year.

PLEASE answer yes!!!!!!!!!!!

My basic point was to merely warn one or two of my colleagues that dealing with you requires the additional burden of dealing with your language idiosyncracies in addition to your attitude and politics.

Liberals in America are communists and all they want to do is [..] listen to the Grateful Dead.

Well, pages 2 through 6 of this thread were sure entertaining.. I didnt know this was the stand-up comedy forum

In the meantime, as ever, Ebrown of course had a good point, and pursued it, re Baldimo, excellently.

some of us play rough occasionally little fella. Tico and I have drawn blood from one another on occasion and neither are the worse for wear. Head over to the cooking forum if your tender sensibilites are damaged.