Tartarin, thanks for the link to the Neumann article... it was good reading.
Sweet, if that's the kind of thinking that satisfies you on an intellectual level, then you're doing yourself a disservice. Why don't you try answering some of the questions that have been asked, instead of drawing facile conclusions and making false assumptions about the participants of this discussion? The fact that it's a painful topic for you doesn't give you the right to dismiss your intellectual honesty.
Blatham, thanks for the funny joke well told
Here's one I heard recently... not very PC and a little crude, but still kinda funny...
Q: When is it ok to spit on an Italian chick's face?
A: When her moustache is on fire!