Wild Tips for Wild Sex

Yeah but the only problem is with whipped cream from a can - I mean - served on some places - it just falls off again. Bloody annoying. Perhaps better if she shaves ;-)

Honey's good.. well, it was good for us (but I think I remember someone else posting here it was a mess. I mean, figuratively speaking as well.)

But the only really good advice here, of course, is from Butrflynet:



(Oh, btw, Osso - you're not the only one who's come away with that impression at times.. bout half a year ago, in response to a thread called "Entertaining the female - What to do when she's silent", I wrote: "No offence John, but [..] from what i remember, at least, you tend to sometimes talk of "females" like they're some foreign species you're analysing..".)

Nothing secret about you being mine...

Not feeling brave enough to make any suggestions but reading with humorous interest!

Hey, what happened to that gal that worked for AAA and typed in all caps. I'm sure she'd have some pointers!

Put your hoo-hoo dilly in her cha-cha.

Ice cube vonderjohn? Whoever told you that?
I would say that would be a definite no no to most women!

It sounds like you don't communicate enough about what each of you likes, or dislikes.
If you take the time to find out and then put your words into action, you won't have to worry about making your sex life more exciting as it should happen naturally.
The natural heat of the moment is much better than lying there, worrying about which sequence of "buttons" to press.

Question on the Newlywed Game: What was the most unusual place you ever made whoopy?

Contestant's Answer: In da butt.

I agree with ms. osso.

vonder, you're posts come across like you are discussing a lab specimen under a microscope.

It seems you want to know what to "do to" a woman, like she's incapable of expressing her wants.

I think I've asked you this before, and never got an answer, so I'll try again.....What does this woman you speak of say about all this?
You talk as if she's sitting there waiting for you to flip the right switch. I'd like to know more about HER. Doesn't she talk?

Vonderjohn, as long as one manages to locate the woman's clematis before she falls asleep, the abominable act can be shortened in duration by up to three minutes if sufficient manual manipulations are applied.

Very handy to know, just in case there is an important sports event due to be screened on TV, and you want to hurry things up a tad.

I found my clematis..


wanna see ?

Yep. That's Shewolfes clematis alright. I'd know it anywhere.

It looks very sensitive.

I once did it with snow on the ground but I was about 20 then. Don't think I could take that now at my age!