Wild Tips for Wild Sex

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Dear all;

We all know how the 'sexual process' is. We all know what are the 'standard' stages...from foreplay to intercourse leading to orgasm and maybe more.

But there sure is some 'hidden tips and tricks' to make the sexual experience a wild, adventureous one. Maybe using some special moves, special tools (?) , techniques, you name it

For example, one tip I heard was that after 'fingering' the female and geting her 'wet', putting a small icecube in her vagina would make her go crazy in pleasure. I wonder how true that is.

Another tip was some moves that would make the female 'squirt' and 'ejaculate' .. in other words reaching her g-spot.

I'm sure there are tons of others you guys and gals might have tried, thought of or even created.

When it comes to sex, imagination has no limits

Let's share

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When she's not looking, put some pepper on your finger. It'll really make her a screamer.

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Ben gay on your penis.

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Oh gosh, I needed that laugh! Laughing

Now vonderjohn, let's do a little project together: get an ice cube out of
the freezer and hold it against your lips for a while. It gets very cold,
doesn't it? And do you feel the numbness on your lips too?

Well, then you know how a women would feel if you inserted an ice cube
into her vagina. Oh, she will go crazy all right, but certainly not in
a way you would hope her to be.

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DrewDad wrote:

Ben gay on your penis.

I thought this was the latest rave in after shave.

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CJ is right. Ice cube in the vag isn't going to work in your favor.

However, a freshly microwaved tater-tot....

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Leaving the lights on.

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I was going to mention removing one's socks, but I wasn't sure whether vonderjohn was into kinky stuff or not.

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CalamityJane wrote:

Oh gosh, I needed that laugh!

Now vonderjohn, let's do a little project together: get an ice cube out of
the freezer and hold it against your lips for a while. It gets very cold,
doesn't it? And do you feel the numbness on your lips too?

Well, then you know how a women would feel if you inserted an ice cube
into her vagina. Oh, she will go crazy all right, but certainly not in
a way you would hope her to be.

Not only that, but you'd have to consider the "shrinkage factor" when plowing through icebergs, just ask George Costanza!

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I hear kissing is a good idea.

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orgasm and maybe more?

What, like the woman then getting up and making a sammich for you?

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woman? orgasm? your joshin' me?

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dadpad wrote:

woman? orgasm? your joshin' me?

tsk, everyone knows a womans orgasm involves "having something inside her" if something is inside her, she's had an orgasm.

gosh.

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I enjoy all positions, toys, potions etc. Of course, after the orgasm, what's the point?

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trust me, after my orgasm there is no point anymore... (for a little while anyway)

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dadpad wrote:

trust me, after my orgasm there is no point anymore... (for a little while anyway)

A former BF told me he wanted to go out and have mindless sex.

I told him after a point all sex was mindless.

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fine, then the ice cube approach is ditched. Won't use it.

what about other things to do that would increase pleasure for the female? I want to give her pleasure in a creative, new , effective, could be kinky way I don't care. I just want to give her more pleasure than just 'inserting the penis into her vag'. I'm sure there are a lot of other ways to stimulate the whole process.

putting whipped cream on her boobs and licking them up, for example?

(and what's after orgasm? another orgasm! duh!)

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What gives me the most pleasure is my partner ASKING what I want, me showing or telling him and then him doing it.

All this other nonsense is stuff you've been reading on the porn sites and really isn't a turn on.

That intimate communication results in more of a turn on then anything your little pinkie or index finger can ever do by themselves.

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Women like it when you put your mouth on their vagina. You can try that.

Baby steps. Once you're in the advanced stage, then you can try tying her up while she wears a Tony Danza mask, and make her refer to you as Angela during sex.

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Once I did it on the floor instead of the bed. That was a pretty wild twenty seconds, I can tell you.

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