You're a sick cyclopic gorgon, monger.
You're a damn funny puppy, Patio.
You're a damn dirty hippy, deb. (So I hear, anyway.)
I think you know the answer to that question, little rabbit.
If I did, I wouldn'a askit it, she said menacingly...
A little birdie told me...
I had a vision...
It came to me in a dream...
It's my women's intuition kicking in...
I'm an irredeemable smartass, though I generally try to suppress it in the interest of civil discourse and cultural progress..