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Is grooming your pubic area politically correct?

 
 
patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 01:07 pm
"Used to know this guy." It's all right, brian. You're among friends. You can be honest about yourself here. Look at how open steiss has been -- confessing his heterosexuality before our very eyes!
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 01:07 pm
Damn, patiodog. You're right.

Brian, what the hell kind of people do you hang out with?

Just kidding, I did the same thing. Only with the girls who I tied up in my closet though.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 01:11 pm
Where'd you find blow-up dolls that realistic, slap?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 01:14 pm
Pubic hair was a common gift from medieval ladies to their knights before they went off to kill and crossbreed with Muslims. Mind you, medieval Europeans didn't bathe much, so those pubes musta been rank....
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 01:15 pm
Right here, patio:

http://www.adameve.com/category.asp?catalog_name=AdamEve&category_name=Toys_Love%20Dolls&Page=1&sc=WEAAFLZ&ac=854&cookie%5Ftest=1
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 01:30 pm
Thanks, slap. Always good to test the IT spies and see what they can catch. (Not much, I think.)
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 01:36 pm
Some may trim, but does anyone do pubic topiary? Now there's a job....
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 01:54 pm
Well, I've got this hedge trimmer, cav, but I'm kind of afraid to use it.
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snood
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 02:50 pm
This place is looking more like Abuzz everyday...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 03:00 pm
Oops. All frivolity shall cease forthwith.
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 03:19 pm
Mostly this place is Abuzz without the political wackos.

I remember many threads such this on the Old Abuzz
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snood
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 04:02 pm
...and that's all I meant, Aqui.

No, patio, be as frivolous as you'd like, really.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 04:03 pm
Ooh, that's better than a belly rub...
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CodeBorg
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 04:47 pm
Hilarious thread! On the other thread, cjhsa posted a link to Salons' article about bikini waxing. Verra cool, and funny too!

But if you think women have it bad, landscaping and trimming their bushes? I knew this guy once ...

I'll save you the details, but apparently his girlfriend said she really likes smooth men. At the mere mention of it, he removed everything. Not just the eyebrows and eyelashes, ear, back and nose hair and what-not, but everything. Eeewww, a grown man acting like a big rubber squeaky toy,

all just to please her!

Zooks. Gadzooks.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 04:57 pm
Big rubber squeaky toy! I had to suppress laughter, which is not permitted in these parts!

Knew a guy who was extremely allergic to cat hair, so he got one of those sphinxes. Thing was, this guy, for whatever reason -- was totally devoid of body hair in all of the reasonably public places (though I never did check the pubic). I often wondered whether this was a sympathetic reaction to the presence of the cats, or of some greater forces were at work. Brilliant man, though. Completely insane, but brilliant. First westerner ever to train as a Noh theater musician at some presitigous Kyoto thing or other...
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 05:08 pm
Did he own a merkin?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 05:12 pm
He was the sort of person where, if I'd asked, I'd probably have found out a lot more than I wanted to know. Dude also wrote scholarly articles on the connections between pornography and horror films in Japan (and particularly in bathhouses) and elsewhere...
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 05:19 pm
So in Japanese horror films they do alot of fun with poop stuff?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 05:24 pm
I don't know. I'm a good squeamish American. I just turn up the sound on the Lawrence Welk Show and try to tune it all out.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 05:27 pm
what sozobe said

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