How about a musical adaptation of ANY Pauly Shore film?
The In-Laws or Encino Man comes to mind....
Dumb and Dumberer, the musical
Encino Man, the musical...lemme think....hmmm....
PAULY'S LAMENT
"I found Brendan Fraser
frozen in the ice.
He was kinda hairy,
but cleaned up kinda nice.
Sean Astin was there too,
He never missed a cue,
That guy is hobbit-forming,
which (looking back) makes me feel...
blue.....
Those Mummy movies were a hit,
Fraser became quite the ****
not calling me to act in future films....
Astin turned out quit the prick,
he can just go suck my dick,
the Weasel will be fine, I'm sure...."
'Lewis & Clark'
...only because I want a mirror ball to descend from the roof of a tipi, with bright disco lighting and a bunch of buckskin-clad Natives to start dancing 'Go West'.
If any Broadway or Hollywood producers happen in on this thread, I think we are tempting fate. They just might pick up on one of these and to our dismay, we'll see it become reality. "All About Eve" being made in "Applause" was enough for me to endure (well, except for Lauren Bacall and her one big show stopper).
"Just sack the writer's already! These guys have come up with more ideas in two days than that lot could do in a year!".
Lightwizard inspired me to an original musical idea: "Let's Tempt Fate".
28 Days Later, the Musical
Monkey in a cage
infected with the rage
attacks a PETA freak
her blood begins to leak
on all her friends
the beginning of the end!
"I woke up in a post-apocalyptic world,
nobody in the street, all silent, no girls.
hooked up with some uninfected folks who
took me in...ahh what's a healthy courier to do?"
Blair Witch Project, the musical.
Act 1
"Wandering in the woods"
"Wandering in the woods, reprise"
"Wandering in the woods, reprise"
"Wandering in the woods, reprise"
"Wandering in the woods, reprise"
Act 2
"Wandering in the woods, reprise"
"Wandering in the woods, reprise"
"Wandering in the woods, reprise"
"Wandering in the woods, reprise"
"Wandering in the woods, reprise"
Finale- "Wandering in the woods, reprise"
Terminator, The Musical
I'll be back, yes I'll be back
You can bet that I'll be back
Back me for governor and
I'll be back
(There will be no rear nude shots in Sacramento, however).
Quantam Mechanics, the Musical
Electron's Lament
Atom, my love,
there is proof from above
that we are not the coupling for the ages....
Schroedinger's equation
has caused our relations
to disintegrate in oh so many ways...
So if I truly lack it,
I still enjoy your packet,
but for now, I must wave....goodbye....
Well, I just heard that there are currently plans to make "Spiderman" into a musical. That's pretty bad, but while we're on the subject of superheroes...my list of the worst possible musicals.
1. The Hulk
2. The Baby Sitter's Club
3. The Passion of the Christ
4. Rudy
5. Tales of The Home Shopping Network
How about the Bible?
The bible, baby, the bible! - OH! . . . wait . . . thats been done . . It's called CHILDREN OF EDEN! AND MY GOD DOES IT SUCK. Schwartz really **** out a looser on this one, folks. This is pure monkey puke with a side of elephant jizz.
Watership Down, the Musical
Cats was bad enough. Can you imagine a stage full of bunny-costumed actors?
George....Deb might like that, don't encourage her.
Get down, get down, get Watership Down.
We're bunnies, we're black, we're white and we're brown.
We're leavin' our warren, cause whenever it rains its pourin';
And the humans are destroyin' our poor rabbit town.
That is truly inspired Equus.
Equus<
How about a musical film based on the Equus stage play?
Saddle up, partners!
My name has nothing to do with the play. Actually, I do aspire to write the musical version of the play Equus, which is about a sexually disturbed boy who winds up poking the eyes out of half a dozen horses.
What is the title of this musical? "He'll Be Blinding Six White Horses When He Comes"
