Deep Throat: The Musical
Linda's Theme (to be sung to a 'Another One for the Road' rythym)
"Buddy this ain't now snow job
I give a really great blow job,
So why not come up to my pad...
You know that I ain't joking,
You know I won't be choking,
I'll be the best you ever had...."
(My sincerest apologies to Frankie and Billie