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Ladies: Would you date a guy who'd been with a hooker?

 
 
kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 10:40 pm
martybarker wrote:
So I'll admit that I didn't open the website, I was afraid it would be one of those popping out scary tricks!

PS, I don't believe that you participated in my poll. Evil or Very Mad


I'll make you a deal. I'll participate in your poll, if you'll save me from having to go to a hooker.

I'm naked and waiting.
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 10:41 pm
Jespah's in NY. Would Region be a team player is what I want to know.
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flushd
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 10:45 pm
No. But wait..not sure if I count as a 'lady'. Will woman do?

You're only joking, right? Right?
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martybarker
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 10:47 pm
I need to know one thing though......Have you ever been with a hooker? Shocked
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 10:47 pm
flushd wrote:
You're only joking, right? Right?

Only if you won't take him seriously.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 10:48 pm
I might be joking, and I might not be.

Why? Would you eliminate me from your possible dating pool just for considering it?
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martybarker
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 10:48 pm
OK, so maybe I need to know one more thing......Are you drunk? Razz
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 10:49 pm
martybarker wrote:
I need to know one thing though......Have you ever been with a hooker? Shocked


I would NEVER do such a thing.

<still waiting, still naked...>
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 10:51 pm
martybarker wrote:
OK, so maybe I need to know one more thing......Are you drunk? Razz


Not yet.
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Amigo
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 10:53 pm
One time when I was young I heard the older consrtuction workers talking about this massage parlor that was a front for hookers. So I went their. At the desk their was this pretty hefty old rough looking mexican woman. The kind that work in bad mexican restaraunts and wear those old f#@ked up dirty aprons. So I pay her and she takes me to a room and tells me somthing in broked spanish about a girl coming in a few minutes so I pay for the "treatment". So I'm waiting for this hot mexican chick to come in and Ten minutes later the same old fat mexican lady comes in and says "O.K. you ready".

I worked hard for my money back then. I wasn't about to waste it and she sure as hell wasn't going to give it back.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 10:54 pm
<picking crud from under toenails and flicking it across the room>

martybarker loves me, martybarker loves me not...
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 10:56 pm
Amigo wrote:
One time when I was young I heard the older consrtuction workers talking about this massage parlor that was a front for hookers. So I went their. At the desk their was this pretty hefty old rough looking mexican woman. The kind that work in bad mexican restaraunts and wear those old f#@ked up dirty aprons. So I pay her and she takes me to a room and tells me somthing in broked spanish about a girl coming in a few minutes so I pay for the "treatment". So I'm waiting for this hot mexican chick to come in and Ten minutes later the same old fat mexican lady comes in and says "O.K. you ready".

I worked hard for my money back then. I wasn't about to waste it and she sure as hell wasn't going to give it back.


Hey, amigo! Glad to see you! Sorry about your experience with mexican whores. I guess you're telling me that I shouldn't do it then?
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martybarker
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 10:56 pm
Embarrassed Embarrassed OK, now there's a visual Embarrassed Embarrassed
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martybarker
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 10:58 pm
kickycan wrote:
martybarker wrote:
I need to know one thing though......Have you ever been with a hooker? Shocked


I would NEVER do such a thing.

<still>


Yeah, and I'd NEVER flash my breasts on Bourbon Street or staple my bra to a bar wall.
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flushd
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 10:58 pm
kickycan wrote:
I might be joking, and I might not be.

Why? Would you eliminate me from your possible dating pool just for considering it?


No, but going through with it is different.
I'm sure a lot of men have considered it and never spoke it out loud, and lot of men have used those services. Massage 'extras' or whathaveyou included.

Mind you, a guy who dated a stripper would be eliminated too. To me, that is like sleeping with a mildly retarded person (not that strippers are mentally retarded - but the equivalent of disabled).

oh boy.

Laughing
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 11:01 pm
Two pages later, osso agrees with MartyBarker.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 11:12 pm
Okay, well I am horny. I know there are about ten bars out there within a five-minute walk from my front door...and in those bars, there is a chance that the girl of my filthy wet dreams awaits my arrival. I'm not going to go to a hooker tonight. Instead, I'm going to hope to find a loose floozy at last call.

Now, is that somehow more acceptable than going to a hooker? Why or why not?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 11:14 pm
I've a male stripper friend. He's over 60 now. He was one of my teachers.
Ok, I was an adult, and he is an expert in certain academic matters.
I don't mean this post as funning at him, as he's one of the people I take quite seriously.

All the us/them lines are sort of fragile.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 11:19 pm
The woman at the bar at last call is a floozie and who are you?






not hostile, j'saying.
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 11:19 pm
Pick an older woman. She'll be so grateful.

Maybe a fat woman.

You're still zeroing in on the high maintenance girls, I bet.

?

Have you ever left with an older or "nontraditionally sized" woman?
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