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ALL GUN NUTS HAVE TINY WEENIES . . .

 
 
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 06:55 am
Intrepid wrote:
BTW - Has anybody else noticed that the gun nuts are conspicuous by their absence?

They're all busy Googling "average penis size" and measuring.....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 07:23 am
farmerman wrote:
They call the penis bone a bacula. I only remember this from a vertebrate paleontology prof at an Ivy League school whose entire career was studying dinosaur penii.

Talk about needing a hobby



I think you're a little harsh.


There's people who study dino pooh.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 07:41 am
farmerman wrote:
Maybe you handled this earlier but, I own some guns. However, I am really weirded out by the obsessive, drooling, gun nuts tht inhabit this spot (almost every one of their posts has something to do with blowing someone away as a Constitutionally protected right), and each of their posts is almost an appeal to the validity of carry laws.

When someone writes with 45 point red letters, offering purposeful neological spellings as a normal discourse, I dont think Id like to be around that person knowing that he may be carrying and further knowing how passionate he is about his every POV to the total exclusion of others. .


Not only that, but he was a lawyer too! Shocked
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 07:48 am
And a member of mensa. Who won his first revolver in a poker game at 8 years old. And who had sex with a 23 year old at age 11.

Oh, brother... Rolling Eyes
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 07:50 am
Only illustrates that the admittance criteria for MENSA must be extremely low. Then again, it is more likely just a figment of his imagination.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 07:53 am
blacksmithn wrote:
And a member of mensa. Who won his first revolver in a poker game at 8 years old. And who had sex with a 23 year old at age 11.


Regarding the 23 year-old: Did you know he was talking about a tree?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 07:54 am
Or was the 23 year old 11 when he had sex with her?

It's all semantics.
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 07:55 am
I believe he may have mentioned wood, but I assumed he was talking about something else.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 08:05 am
Setanta wrote:
Although Omsig behaves like a border-line psychotic, and Gunga Din is probably all of 13 years old (and it shows), this thread is actually about cjhsa--who is currently doing all he can to trash Miss Olga's whale thread.


Gee, I'd have never guessed.... but I know you're jealous... comon... say it...


Crikey, that's a big one!
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 09:45 am
Depends on one's perspective, I suppose.
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gungasnake
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 10:21 am
Could somebody here answer the basic question of how they could vote for somebody (e.g. SlicKKK KKKlintler) with a crooked weenie?

Wouldn't you figure that a guy with a crooked weenie probably got it by being just a bit more of a pervert than you'd want in any sort of public office??
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 10:43 am
Better a crooked dick than a dickhead. Then, of course, this discussion would be better suited to the political forum, no?
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 11:27 am
It used to be even bigger but I got it caught in ehbeth's mustard maker.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 03:47 pm
gungasnake wrote:
Could somebody here answer the basic question of how they could vote for somebody (e.g. SlicKKK KKKlintler) with a crooked weenie?

Wouldn't you figure that a guy with a crooked weenie probably got it by being just a bit more of a pervert than you'd want in any sort of public office??



Nah...I pay more attention to brains and political judgment than weenies in political leaders, however nature has delivered them into the world.



You appear quite obsessed by men's dicks, though, enough so to have spent time developing very odd theories as to their shape and such.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 04:56 pm
cough, cough Laughing
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 05:05 pm
Now turn your head and do that.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 05:39 pm
Not with Gunga behind me. Uh, uh.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 05:42 pm
I alwqys begin to read gun nuts as "gumnuts".


And I am not convinced gumnuts have wienies at all...although it is hard to tell, admittedly:


http://www.nla.gov.au/exhibitions/fence/large/s10605.jpg


http://www.schools.net.au/edu/lesson_ideas/fairytales/images/gumnut_babies.gif


http://www.maygibbs.com.au/shop/images/statue2.jpg


Though this one appears to have SOMETHING.

http://www.scholastic.com.au/common/dromkeen/images/img_sculpture4.jpg




(The above are Snugglepot and Cuddlepie, May Gibbs' famous Gumnut Babies.)
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 05:53 pm
http://www.msnusers.com/_Secure/0RwAAAGUWOjf5jm2yJz!GBBZiK3sf0B!AZ*gclCTIG0*OAW1bevcLJfeux6SeNcf!8T5NpYzw8Aou5L5oWyUIZeGU!762Z*UUNrrUGV3P3j8/Redgate.jpg
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 05:57 pm
Is that supposed to be an editorial on your son?
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