cjhsa
 
Reply Wed 18 Oct, 2006 06:55 am
townhall.com
Preparing for Pelosi
By Mike S. Adams
Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Recently, someone asked me whether the prospect of a Democratic takeover of the House of Representatives would affect my future firearms purchases. The answer is an emphatic "yes." Although it won't affect the number of unnecessary gun purchases I make - that number will remain ridiculously high - it will affect the types of guns I buy.

Before the recent poll numbers indicating a possible change in leadership - in both the House and Senate - I was focusing strictly on gun purchases designed to improve my versatility as a hunter. Since people often call from around the country to invite me hunting I always have to be prepared to take anything from the smallest squirrel to the largest grizzly bear. Now, I'm thinking a lot more about tactical and self-defense models.

To be sure, Pelosi would love to see something like the Clinton "assault rifle ban" of 1994 put into place early in her tenure as Speaker Pelosi. (It really hurts to write those last two words!). But in order for that to happen, two things will need to take place. She'll need a Democratic Senate majority and a Democratic President. Needless to say, both of those things cannot happen for over two more years.

So I'm preparing now for a worst-case scenario by setting aside about five thousand dollars to be spent on weapons and accessories that may well be targeted by future Democratic leaders. There's a strong possibility that all of those funds will be spent on products made by the fine folks at Springfield Armory.

First and foremost, I plan to stock up on 13-round magazines for my main home and car defense weapon - the .45 ACP XD by Springfield. These magazines will be almost as rare as a feminist orgasm if the Democrats take over. After that issue is resolved, the fun will really begin with my next rifle purchase. It will be an easy choice, given what I've heard about the Loaded Standard M1A Rifle.

This gun fires the highly accurate and powerful .308 Winchester round. It comes equipped with a ten-round detachable magazine but don't even think about buying this gun without getting a few 20-round pre-ban magazines, too. This is really the ultimate survival gun for those who refuse to relinquish responsibility for their safety to the local, state, and federal government.

After I break in my new M1A Rifle, I plan to expand my collection of .45 ACPs with a 1911-A1 Micro Compact by Springfield. Needless to say, this light and compact weapon is the ultimate gun for those with concealed carry permits. The fact that it comes direct from the factory with Novak night sights is also a real plus. If you are stranded by the side of the road with this gun in your pocket no one will know you have it until it's too late. The combination of the night sights and the .45 ACP power will be too much for almost any predator.

Make absolutely certain you purchase this gun with the optional light rail (XML min-light included) for an extra $66. This is the kind of option that will likely come under fire if the Democrats take over.

Finally, I want to top off this round of new additions by adding a new 1911 Lightweight Operator in .45 ACP. The gun - in addition to being absolutely gorgeous - is equipped with a light rail, which will allow you to use your XML mini-light on more than one firearm. The five-inch barrel will make the Operator my most accurate .45 ACP and should replace the XD as the home defense weapon (and relegate the latter to full-time car duty). This gun, also equipped with factory Novak night sights, has an MSRP of $1253.

Getting started on this new spending spree may be the only positive thing about a potential Democratic Congressional takeover. For those who noticed, I've still got a budget of over $500 after adding these three news gems. The balance of course, will have to go towards a new gun safe. The Adams office is getting a little cluttered these days.
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 18 Oct, 2006 06:59 am
That guy sounds like a simpleton.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
  1  
Reply Wed 18 Oct, 2006 07:00 am
I will bet you 10 thousand dollars he has a small penis.
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Wed 18 Oct, 2006 07:27 am
I wouldn't touch that bet with a ten foot pole...
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 18 Oct, 2006 10:58 am
This is what I want.

http://www.kitsune.addr.com/Firearms/Auto-Rifles/KEL-TEC_SU-16.jpg

It folds up so compact that in Michigan it falls under the CCW law.
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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Wed 18 Oct, 2006 11:27 am
Re: Preparing for Pelosi
Mike S. Adams wrote:
Since people often call from around the country to invite me hunting I always have to be prepared to take anything from the smallest squirrel to the largest grizzly bear.

This guy packs squirrels and grizzly bears when he travels? How does he get them past security?
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Dartagnan
 
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Reply Wed 18 Oct, 2006 11:55 am
Be afraid, cj. Be very afraid...
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Wed 18 Oct, 2006 11:58 am
Nancy Pelosi is coming to take away your guns!

Ooga-booga.... Rolling Eyes
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oralloy
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 03:02 am
blacksmithn wrote:
Nancy Pelosi is coming to take away your guns!


It looks that way. The NRA is going to have their hands full defending our civil rights from both Pelosi and the UN.

I hope they can manage it.
oralloy
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 03:03 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
That guy sounds like a simpleton.


Nah, he just cares about freedom.
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oralloy
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 03:03 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I will bet you 10 thousand dollars he has a small penis.


You're a bigot.
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 04:50 am
Or an astute judge of psychosis.
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squinney
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 06:52 am
Re: Preparing for Pelosi
joefromchicago wrote:
Mike S. Adams wrote:
Since people often call from around the country to invite me hunting I always have to be prepared to take anything from the smallest squirrel to the largest grizzly bear.

This guy packs squirrels and grizzly bears when he travels? How does he get them past security?


Hilarious!! Good catch, Joe. Laughing
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mysteryman
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 07:25 am
If Pelosi becomes Speaker of the House,I have a feeling that there will be a series of "accidents" to both the President and the VP that will put her in the WH.

That worries me.
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 09:03 am
Define "accidents". Explain your evidence for such beliefs, please.
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oralloy
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 11:25 am
blacksmithn wrote:
Or an astute judge of psychosis.


Nope. Just a bigot. Just like the KKK are nothing but bigots when they spout their stereotypes.
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 11:50 am
blacksmithn wrote:
Define "accidents". Explain your evidence for such beliefs, please.


blacksmith

You gotta be jokin. Might as well ask the fellow to pull down the evening star and put it in a locket. Or, we could forward a similar species of claim - say, that Laura Bush has sex with farm animals - and see what he does with that.
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 11:54 am
oralloy wrote:
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
That guy sounds like a simpleton.


Nah, he just cares about freedom.


Nah, that's hardly the equation. If a well armed population equalled freedom, Iraq would be a blinding beacon.
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mysteryman
 
  1  
Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 03:51 pm
blatham wrote:
blacksmithn wrote:
Define "accidents". Explain your evidence for such beliefs, please.


blacksmith

You gotta be jokin. Might as well ask the fellow to pull down the evening star and put it in a locket. Or, we could forward a similar species of claim - say, that Laura Bush has sex with farm animals - and see what he does with that.


If you wanna say you believe that she has sex with farm animals,thats fine with me.
I do not have the power or the right to change what you believe.

Now,if you say it as a fact,then I would be perfectly reasonable to ask you to back up that claim.

Now,I did not say it was a fact that some "accidents" would befall the Pres and the VP if Pelosi becomes Speaker.
I do however,believe that it could happen.
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ebrown p
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 04:21 pm
oralloy wrote:

Nope. Just a bigot. Just like the KKK are nothing but bigots when they spout their stereotypes.


The KKK has always been in favor of gun rights...
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