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101 ways to repulse your mate (or potential one)

 
 
sozobe
 
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Reply Sun 15 Oct, 2006 08:33 pm
Actually no that was the credibility thread.

This one was about farting and dog-rabbit hybrids. (The first thing that I had to figure out when I became deaf is how to tell an audible fart from a non-audible one...)
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 15 Oct, 2006 08:37 pm
Thinking.... tight lips...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 15 Oct, 2006 08:38 pm
I've struggled with the same lesson while wearing headphones. Some are definitely noisemakers, some are definitely silent -- but there's those one's that could go either way and have to be managed with great care.

Covering with a cough can help, but care must be taken not to be too aggressive with the abdominal contraction, or all is lost.






I just scanned this thread for any mention of sozobe and Nettie and couldn't find a thing, thought I was losing my mind.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sun 15 Oct, 2006 08:46 pm
Well you ARE losing your mind.

Just not for that reason.



I am now a conoisseur of vibrations. Probably 98% accuracy.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 15 Oct, 2006 08:55 pm
Wow.

That gives me a mark to strive for.
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 16 Oct, 2006 06:36 am
sozobe wrote:
I am now a conoisseur of vibrations.

Hmmm...
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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Mon 16 Oct, 2006 07:01 am
Funny thread!

I think there are a lot of excuses given by people who really just "aren't that into" each other. If the fundamentals are right, the small stuff will remain that - small.

However (and some of you may have heard this before) there was one particular instance in which I found myself appalled by my date.

We had been seeing each other a few weeks and she had bought a pizza to heat up in the oven at home. I looked in astonishment as she removed the packaging EXCEPT the polystyrene (or similar) base, which was there to keep the thing rigid.

She stuffed it all in the oven and (when I commented that she may have forgotten something) she said - "Oh no, it's meant to be cooked on that".

I have to admit that I ate some of that pizza and it didn't taste too much of plastic but...it was a dealbreaker and (together with the messiness, neediness and also indicating a strong dislike for a very good female friend of mine) led to a short exit from that one!

Amazingly, according to the friend through whom we'd met, she was apparenly heartbroken when I ended it - which also indicated to me a lack of insight, which just made me feel more justified (if no less guilty) about delivering the coup de grace!

KP
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 16 Oct, 2006 07:43 am
Stupidity. Yep.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 16 Oct, 2006 07:58 am
patiodog wrote:
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I think I am made for Patio.


Except he's a dog.



From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-crossed lovers take their life



Or maybe a doggie was rabbit stew...


Is that...like...an erudite way of saying "eat me"?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 16 Oct, 2006 08:03 am
dlowan wrote:
patiodog wrote:
Quote:
I think I am made for Patio.


Except he's a dog.



From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-crossed lovers take their life



Or maybe a doggie was rabbit stew...


Is that...like...an erudite way of saying "eat me"?

Get a room, you two. Rabbit-on-dog sex is a bit much for 9:00 a.m.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 16 Oct, 2006 08:11 am
DrewDad wrote:
dlowan wrote:
patiodog wrote:
Quote:
I think I am made for Patio.


Except he's a dog.



From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-crossed lovers take their life



Or maybe a doggie was rabbit stew...


Is that...like...an erudite way of saying "eat me"?

Get a room, you two. Rabbit-on-dog sex is a bit much for 9:00 a.m.



A man with barbells through his nipples has no right to voice an opinion on such matters.


And I believe we were speaking of cooking.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 16 Oct, 2006 08:26 am
dlowan wrote:
A man with barbells through his nipples has no right to voice an opinion on such matters.

Hey! Competitive lifting is a legitimate sport!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 16 Oct, 2006 08:31 am
DrewDad wrote:
dlowan wrote:
A man with barbells through his nipples has no right to voice an opinion on such matters.

Hey! Competitive lifting is a legitimate sport!



Is that what they are calling it now?

Shocked
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 16 Oct, 2006 09:51 am
DrewDad in training:

http://www.morrisseytour.com/fringe/pics/lifto.jpg
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 16 Oct, 2006 11:40 am
I soo didnt need to see that.
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 16 Oct, 2006 11:43 am
nimh wrote:
I soo didnt need to see that.


I know, it made me queasy.

I'm just posting so we'll get off that page.
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 16 Oct, 2006 11:51 am
Good idea.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 16 Oct, 2006 12:22 pm
Excellent idea.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 16 Oct, 2006 03:18 pm
nimh wrote:
I soo didnt need to see that.



Nobody should ever have to see that.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 16 Oct, 2006 03:28 pm
Back to the thread topic:

Loud and frequent references to one's faith.
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