Some girl's in "love" with my happily married man.

That little woman at home never truly understood Earl!

I've always wondered how these girls (and guys too) that go for married folks convince themselves that they are somehow 'in love'.
Especially when they know the person is married to begin with!

"It's just so heart melting the way he has no spine. Oh yeah, the late night calls to f-k...makes me feel so special."

It's sad actually. No spines with a no spine.

I think you are being a little hasty with all this talk of hair pulling and death. I'm always telling my husband that we need a wife. I would love to come home and find the house clean and dinner simmering on the stove. There are many nights I would like to say "not to night honey, I'm tired, go bother the other woman". This other woman could mop up the bathroom, make sure the pets always have fresh water, and coax the dust bunnies out from under the furniture. This woman might be useful if you play it right.

Chai Tea wrote:

I'm going to bitch slap her to the moon if she gets within a mile of him.

You don't seem to trust your happily married husband very much. If he's not in love with her, what's the problem? If he is, why don't you bitchslap him instead of her?

Still in my nightgown, Chai.

Long, pale aquamarine satin with silver satin trim.

Having trouble sleeping. May go back to bed. I don't have to be up for another hour. Are you usually up this early?

Chai, I'm told that a sure sign that he's planning something is when he goes out & buys new underwear! What, those faded, shapless jocks he's been wearing for the past 10 years are suddenly not good enough? :wink:

It gives me a chance to see what everyone from Oz and Europe have been up to.