Some girl's in "love" with my happily married man.

uh oh.

i'm a trained boxer, in case you need backup.

You need a "real man" to help you with this Chai. Allow me to punch her lights out for you.

oh dear ms tea

you sound upset

well I'm on your side in this

Who is this girl?

Hehe, she doesn't know what she's up against.

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You don't seem to trust your happily married husband very much. If he's not in love with her, what's the problem? If he is, why don't you bitchslap him instead of her?

oh Thomas.....you've GOT to know I'm kidding.

He's never had it so good, and neither have I.



I just have to chuckle whenever some sweet young thing comes on here going on about how this married guy just "loves" her but they can't be together. Usually because of some simply dreadful woman he's married to. You know, the one who's slept with him, took care of him when he was sick, maybe even seriously. The horrible woman who knows he doesn't like nylon socks and only likes a particular brand of underwear... and has forced him to forget how to worry about silly things like buying food, putting money aside for emergencies. Let's not even get into how that beyatch has diapered and kissed the boo boos of his kids.

I'd like to see a reality show between the wife and the "other woman"

What I really wonder is...What makes you so sure you're such a better deal honey?

Here we go....I guess I'm showing HER who's boss lady.





(that's me on the left)

I suspected as much -- I was just being obnoxious.

now thats a show i'd watch

Let go of my hair! I *heart* him and he *hearts* me!!

Looking at the blonde, she seems to be thinking, "Where did I go so horribly wrong? I could have been a doctor."

Oh yeah?

Well then listen sister, YOU clean the toilet seat for the next 15 years because of inadequate aim.

I'd be HAPPY to take a break from that, and giving subtle reminders like "You know, your ears hairs are growing almost as long as your nose hairs dear"

Has he asked you yet to work on that part of his back he can't reach and there's this blackhead that really irritates him?

Oh, Chai, Chai, Chai.

I totally feel you, and I'm not even remotely married. I've never understood the appeal of the 'married man' thing. I've had friends that have done it. In fact, a good friend right now. But it mystifies me.

In my eyes, if you're married, you're like a Ken-doll: nice to chat with and all, but ain't nothing going on down there.

I would cut her too.

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Very funny, Chai!

.... & it's about bloody time the invisible little woman at home got some bloody attention around around the bloody relationships forum!


More revenge fantasies, please!


:wink:

When do people have the TIME for affairs....we're both zonked out by 9pm.


him: I'm uh....going out for a bit....
her: where?
him: oh....no place in particular....
her: wha....?



In my world, if either of us goes out after 7pm, it's to Blockbuster to pick up another movie.

ah....life in the slow lane.

it's nice.

Chai, I'm told that a sure sign that he's planning something is when he goes out & buys new underwear! What, those faded, shapless jocks he's been wearing for the past 10 years are suddenly not good enough? :wink:

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oh yeah....it's like there's just this inconvenient wife hanging around in the background.

like she's so farging stupid she just doesn't suspect a thing.

oh....a while back there was some chickie babe that was even suggesting she would "talk" to the wife.....like to let the little woman off easy or something.

I can just see it....

chickie babe: Well, I know this will be hard for you to understand, but see, I know SO much more about love than you, since I'm 22, and I know the deepest thoughts of Earl. I'm sure you'll see that the time you've been together really couldn't mean anything, since you're not me. Earl has told me all about how you just don't have the "time" that a "real man" like he needs.....see, I'm a "real woman" and will be able to give him what he needs....I know everything about him...



wife: snnnxxzxx (sound being made when trying not to laugh.....sssnnnxxzzzxxxxz.....pppffttttt....BWAAA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

ahhhhh....me oh my....(wiping laughter tear from corner of eye)

That little woman at home never truly understood Earl!

wait.....the other day.....he went out to "get an ice cream" through a drive through....and I don't think he was wearing ANY underwear!!!

oooo.....I'm going down to that Creamy Twisties Ice Cream Shoppe in my bathrobe RIGHT NOW and have a "little talk" with Ms. "Creamy Twisties"

Butterscotch sprinkles my ass.....My FOOTS going up her ass I'll tell you what.