Bella Dea wrote:kickycan wrote:I'm fine thanks. And you?
Now, if you'll excuse me...
<undressing>
I've got a shower date with Dorothy!
OH
MY
GOD
Kicky, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
Didn't I tell you I'm an undercover agent for the Italian government? I was on a top secret assignment to infiltrate the sicilian mafioso in an effort to help free the corrupt government from the clutches of the Stromboli crime family. Yeah, yeah, that's it, the Stromboli crime family...that's the ticket...
Come on then Mr Can, lets do it.
Looks like CJ has deserted me.
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Okay then. Ms. Parker. Your handcuffs or mine?
Mine, yours are too easy to escape from.
Handcuffs? Did someone mention handcuffs?
Was that you, Raoul?
Who gave you permission to call me that???!!!
Butt-out granddad. (only messin Lordy)
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Call YOU that?
I was referring to Kicky. The last time we played the handcuffs game, that's what he wanted me to call him.
LE, I don't go by that name anymore. Now I go by "monkey-boy" because I--
<rrrrriiiiiiinnnnngggg>
Damn cell phone. Excuse me, I have to take this call.
(mumbling discussion, and then...)
Sorry, but I will have to postpone our lovemaking session Dorothy. I have an emergency to tend to. Seems one of my pet monkeys has gotten loose and attacked a tourist again. I'll be back later though. Please have the proper toys and lotions at the ready for the passionate ride upon which we are about to embark.
Tanti bacci, amante!
Not man enough eh? Typical.
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Do you ever get to use that love python of yours kicky?
Seems to me you use your cell phone as birth control!
I remember way back - you and I were about to get it on - but your cell phone kept ringing!
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Dorothy Parker wrote:Looks like CJ has deserted me.
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Desert my favourite girl on the site?
Never!
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Dorothy Parker wrote:Come on then Mr Can, lets do it.
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I don't think he's got a clue what to do with those handcuffs!!!
What's with the Adam Ant avatar, Joe?
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Ha ha. It's not Adam Ant. It's Casino Joe. All copyrights protected etc...
Casino Joe
Casino Joe
Rid-ic-ule is nothing to be scared of!
Try it - it works!
...and I'm doing the arm movements
kickycan wrote:
<rrrrriiiiiiinnnnngggg>
Damn cell phone. Excuse me, I have to take this call.
(mumbling discussion, and then...)
Sorry, but I will have to postpone our lovemaking session Dorothy. I have an emergency to tend to.
anytime i call you, it had better be an emergency
smorgs wrote:
...and I'm doing the arm movements
I can't remember the arm movements, what were they like? I remember Diana Dors was in the video but that's about it...No, wait, was it a sort of crossed arms thing?
yes...
Like X factor (but with one arm)
