The A2K Flirty Thread

dedpad wrote:

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Be gentle with me.

Of course, dedpad, Iamb always gentle...

unless roused!

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I take the subtle road when it comes to the fine art of flirting. If you push too strong, you'll make the gentle little doves fly away.

So which one or two of you fine ladies want to f*ck?

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smorgs wrote:

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smorgs slaps herself around the face.

What's on offer, slappy?

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Jeez! You lot! Whatever happened to subtlety? (that don't look right but spellcheck says it is)

x

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Who came first? The chicken or the ..... ?

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/rabbit-and-chicken.jpg

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a chicken?

No idea...but if you cross a FLEA with a chicken, you get an itchy cock.

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Hur hur.

CJ? Have you chucked me already?

x

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Last time I took a ride from an Englishman in his car:

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/car-hood.jpg

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You know....I ended up selling that Volvo for over £2000!

Undercarriage was buggered, though.

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Stop looking at my Vulva!

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Re: The A2K Flirty Thread

Dorothy Parker wrote:

Want to indulge in some flirting with fellow A2K members? Do it right here.

Inspired by a certain, no doubt handsome, guy who knows a lot about music. You know who you are!

(Lets keep it clean folks)

x

Pleased to meet you Dorothy. Keep it clean, you say? Well, I clean it everyday, but if you're still worried about it, why don't we jump in the shower together and you can scrub it with all the vigor you think it deserves?

Now where did I put that loofah sponge...

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Kicky, I have just had an organism at the sight of your avatar.

How are you, old boy?

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I'm fine thanks. And you?

Now, if you'll excuse me...

<undressing>

I've got a shower date with Dorothy!

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Re: The A2K Flirty Thread

kickycan wrote:

Dorothy Parker wrote:
Want to indulge in some flirting with fellow A2K members? Do it right here.

Inspired by a certain, no doubt handsome, guy who knows a lot about music. You know who you are!

(Lets keep it clean folks)

x

Pleased to meet you Dorothy. Keep it clean, you say? Well, I clean it everyday, but if you're still worried about it, why don't we jump in the shower together and you can scrub it with all the vigor you think it deserves?

Now where did I put that loofah sponge...

WHERE THE F*CK HAVE YOU BEEN YOU BIG DICK HEAD!!!!????

What? You can't pick up the phone?

You just think you can wander in like nothings happened???!!!!

I...I...just....

(breaks down in tears of relief...)

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Let me make you feel better Chai...step right this way...let me massage those tired breasts for you...

{opens shower door invitingly}

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Have you been around?

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/horn-dog.jpg

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kickycan wrote:

Let me make you feel better Chai...step right this way...let me massage those tired breasts for you...

{opens shower door invitingly}

well.......they are feeling a little tight........can you help me with the hooks on my bra?

oh wait, the hooks are on the front...well, help me anyway.

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uh

kicky

how did you get out?

i thought i locked the door.. Embarrassed

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kickycan wrote:

I'm fine thanks. And you?

Now, if you'll excuse me...

<undressing>

I've got a shower date with Dorothy!

OH
MY
GOD

Kicky, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

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See guys! I told you it wasn't me.

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