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Thu 24 Aug, 2006 04:26 am
Want to indulge in some flirting with fellow A2K members? Do it right here.
Inspired by a certain, no doubt handsome, guy who knows a lot about music. You know who you are!
(Lets keep it clean folks)
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Dorothy, do you know that your avatar is dazzling, and that you are the wittiest woman on this site. Please tell me you are single!
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Oh CJ! Hi! Funny we should meet here.
Yes I am single. And you?
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<Ellpus pulls up a chair, opens a bag of popcorn and polishes his night vision goggles in anticipation>
Yes I'm single, just yearning for a beautiful woman who has sparkling wit and a good heart.
Do you know any?
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Hi Lord E.
<Embarrassed that he has been noticed, takes chair outside of room and looks through the letter box>
Don't know any women like that I'm afraid CJ but I'm up for it!
Good to see you back Lord. I'm sure smorgs will flirt with you if your feeling left out.
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Yes, come back in. We don't mind!
I think you fit that description perfectly, DP. Fancy a date?
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Hello, recently widowed Avril here, looking for a good time with anyone who is into kitchen gadgetry, and who has nothing to do with the rearing of capybara.
CJ wrote
Quote:I think you fit that description perfectly, DP. Fancy a date?
Yes but CJ are you fit?
Why, Lord E - you are beautiful!
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Dorothy Parker wrote:
Why, Lord E - you are beautiful!
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Damn!
What gave the game away....my accent was it?
Dorothy Parker wrote:
Yes but CJ are you fit?
I jog to the newsagent to buy my fags. Does that count?
Isn't Avril looking lovely over there playing with that large vegetable of some description in the kitchen!
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Sounds good to me.
Suppose you want to go on a date with Avril now do you??
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Looks like I've scared her off, Joe.
Now it's just you and me, ever wondered what a naked aristocrat looked like?
Stand back C,Joe this could get Messy
Ummmm...it looks as if C Joe has been scared off as well.
I wish them well, and hope that I get an invitation so I can buy a new hat.
Here's a new hat for you <<places>>
Oops, uh, sorry Lordie...I thought that was...uh...a coat rack...uh, yeah.
<<runs>>
<Ellpus yelps loudly, looks down and notices that a bowler hat has made contact with his pruning bruise>
( streaks through room )
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I'm in trouble already.
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