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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
littlek
 
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Reply Fri 15 Aug, 2003 09:25 pm
Boy Oh boy that tastes good!
Sushi's my favorite food...
I'll take a dish
with seven live fish!
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 16 Aug, 2003 01:45 am
Boy Oh boy that tastes good!
Sushi's my favorite food...
I'll take a dish
with seven live fish
And then, for a pud, apple strud

You can't beat the old tried 'n' tested
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fealola
 
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Reply Sat 16 Aug, 2003 10:31 am
You can't beat the old tried 'n' tested
But my palate needs to be rested
I think I will diet
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2003 01:09 am
You can't beat the old tried 'n' tested
But my palate needs to be rested
I think I will diet
I see food, I try it
'Twas long since that my shirts were waisted

Have you seen Atkins Diet in the news?
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2003 10:24 am
Have you seen Atkins' diet in the news?
Yes, but it's not one I choose.
I tend to be thin,
Is Twiggy still in?
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2003 11:12 am
Have you seen Atkins' diet in the news?
Yes, but it's not one I choose
I tend to be thin.
Is Twiggy still in?
Well if she is, then we've all got to lose.

It's sad we can't eat what we like
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hiama
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2003 12:42 pm
It's sad we can't eat what we like
I'm off to cycle me bike
A couple of miles
Will stop the piles
Of fat building up like Big Mike !

Its nice to share words of cheer
Lets have another beer, dear...
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2003 03:21 pm
Its nice to share words of cheer
Lets have another beer, dear,
Or why not some more?
Let's have three or four
Then we'll fall off our bikes feeling queer

Drunk and in charge of a bike
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2003 04:06 pm
Drunk and in charge of a bike
on my way to deliver a pike!
Oh my it slipped out,
I fell with a shout:
"You ain't ever seen the like!"

Gorillas make love in the mist....
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mac11
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 07:48 am
Gorillas make love in the mist
The legends just seem to persist
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 08:14 am
Gorillas make love in the mist
The legends just seem to persist
About apes that are amorous
In a setting so glamorous
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 08:15 am
Gorillas make love in the mist
The legends just seem to persist
About apes that are amorous
In a setting so glamorous
Jane Goodall compiled the list!

A day without love is awry...
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mac11
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 09:25 am
A day without love is awry
So find yourself a girl or a guy
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 09:42 am
A day without love is awry
So find yourself a girl or a guy
Whatever your pleasure,
The goal it is leisure
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 09:48 am
A day without love is awry
So find yourself a girl or a guy
Whatever your pleasure,
The goal it is leisure
Buy a puppy - it won't make you cry.

I love puppies - they're loving and cuddly
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 09:55 am
I love puppies - they're loving and cuddly,
So much better than cats - who are dastardly,
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Letty
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 11:46 am
I love puppies --they're loving and cuddly
So much better than cats--who are dastardly.
A bird is quite nice,
If it doesn't have lice,
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 01:46 pm
I love puppies --they're loving and cuddly
So much better than cats--who are dastardly.
A bird is quite nice,
If it doesn't have lice,
Gautam's rhyme has got me all muddly.

(Gaut am you sure you've got the hang of this? Smile

A pet can be made of a python
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fealola
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 05:42 pm
A pet can be made of a python
And a python can make you cry, mon
It wraps round and round
And with out a sound
Will eat you without even tryin'

He'll eat you with one big gulp
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2003 06:34 pm
He'll eat you with one big gulp
And digest you into pulp.
That nasty lizard
Will eat your gizzard ...
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