Overwrought, over 'ot, over here,
is that a kilt under yer beer,
I na' not what I say
but na' goo away,
the next round is right over here!
A Scotsman once went 'commando'...
A Scotsman once went "commando."
'E thought no one 'round him would ere know.
But a mighty fierce wind...
A Scotsman once went "commando."
'E thought no one 'round him would ere know.
But a mighty fierce wind
Exposed a rear end
Bigger than Marlon Brando
How did he get so big
How did he get so big
He's bigger than Porky the Pig
With such a large stomach
It's like a big drum- Ach,
How did he get so big
He's bigger than Porky the Pig
With such a large stomach
It's like a big drum- Ach,
which plays its own gig !!!
Rain, oh rain, where art thou ?
Rain, oh rain, where art thou?
It's dryer than the face of an old Frau
Rain, oh rain, where art thou?
It's dryer than the face of an old Frau
A Grossmutter from Linz
Sucking some mints
Rain, oh rain, where art thou?
It's dryer than the face of an old Frau
A Grossmutter from Linz
Sucking some mints
That should create a thaw!
The Trafalgar Square fountain is hip
Full of Londoners taking a dip
The Trafalgar Square fountain is hip
Full of Londoners taking a dip
With the legs on display,
And clothes in a disarray,
The Trafalgar Square fountain is hip
Full of Londoners taking a dip
With the legs on display,
And clothes in a disarray,
and some walking 'round in the nip.
The trees are really exciting
The trees are really exciting
Unless the bugs are biting
The trees are really exciting
Unless the bugs are biting
The bark, or the bite
Which is worse, would you cite
The trees are really exciting,
Unless the bugs are biting.
The bark, or the bite,
Which is worse, would you cite.
The dogwood's all bark, but delighting.
I find that the palm is quite supple
I find that the palm is quite supple
Let's sit under it as a couple
I find that the palm is quite supple
Let's sit under it as a couple
We could sit in the shade
Drink a cool lemonade
I find that the palm is quite supple
Let's sit under it as a couple
We could sit in the shade
Drink a cool lemonade
While eating a chocolate trufflle.
A coconut fell on my head!
I better not be dead!
But if I'm alive,
A coconut fell on my head!
I better not be dead!
But if I'm alive,
I will need a sharp knife
All the coconut packing to shred
I would need a canoe to catch fish
I would need a canoe to catch fish
I'll use the coconut shell for a dish
Then I'll get out the knife
And take fishy's life
Chop-chop, chop-chop, squish-squish!
Boy Oh boy that tastes good!
Boy Oh boy that tastes good!
Sushi's my favorite food...
