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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
Letty
 
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Reply Wed 20 Aug, 2003 07:02 am
He'll eat you with one big gulp,
And digest you into pulp.
That nasty lizard,
Will eat your gizzard.
And you won't have a chance to say "Hulp"!

I have a nice black snake out back.
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mac11
 
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Reply Wed 20 Aug, 2003 07:10 am
I have a nice black snake out back.
He's ready for his daily snack.
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fealola
 
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Reply Wed 20 Aug, 2003 01:33 pm
I have a nice black snake out back.
He's ready for his daily snack
Who will it be?
The doggie-- or me?
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 21 Aug, 2003 02:41 am
I have a nice black snake out back.
He's ready for his daily snack
Who will it be?
The doggie-- or me?
Defence is my plan of attack

It's cool and it's windy today
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 21 Aug, 2003 05:16 am
It's cool and it's windy today
the breeze might just blow me away!
It's Hurricane Jenny,
Thank god it's not Lenny,
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Letty
 
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Reply Thu 21 Aug, 2003 08:06 am
It's cool and it's windy today.
The breeze might just blow me away.
It's Hurricane Jenny,
Thank God it's not Lenny
Or Maggie, or Mollie, or Mae.

Two things are exclusively us.
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Thu 21 Aug, 2003 08:29 am
Two things are exclusively us.
One is a minus and one is a plus.
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fealola
 
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Reply Thu 21 Aug, 2003 09:54 am
Two things are exclusively us.
One is a minus and one is a plus.
The Yin and the Yang
Is an interesting gang
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 22 Aug, 2003 11:48 am
Two things are exclusively us.
One is a minus and one is a plus.
The Yin and the Yang
Is an interesting gang
And they always vacation by bus.

What the heck was that there all about?
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fealola
 
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Reply Fri 22 Aug, 2003 12:13 pm
What the heck was that there all about?
Did anyone hear that shout?
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mac11
 
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Reply Fri 22 Aug, 2003 12:16 pm
What the heck was that there all about?
Did anyone hear that shout?
Every time it gets cloudy,
The natives get rowdy
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fealola
 
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Reply Fri 22 Aug, 2003 12:31 pm
What the heck was that there all about?
Did anyone hear that shout?
Every time it gets cloudy,
The natives get rowdy
Why do they go that route?

In Atlanta, the Holys are Rollin"
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 22 Aug, 2003 12:54 pm
In Atlanta, the Holys are Rollin'
Or is it that they are rockin' ?
Its hard to tell
Which way to spell
Is it Boleyn or is it Bowlin' ?

Terrifically tasty toffee
Goes well with strong coffee
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fealola
 
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Reply Fri 22 Aug, 2003 01:18 pm
Terrifically tasty toffee
Goes well with strong coffee
But I'll take mine black
When eating a snack
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hiama
 
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Reply Sun 24 Aug, 2003 12:21 pm
Terrifically tasty toffee
Goes well with strong coffee
But I'll take mine black
When eating a snack
You really are a little bit naughty

When spying a woman I like...
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fealola
 
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Reply Sun 24 Aug, 2003 12:23 pm
When spying a woman I like
Especially when riding a bike,
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hiama
 
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Reply Sun 24 Aug, 2003 12:28 pm
When spying a woman I like
Especially when riding a bike,
I suck in my tum
And keep quite mum
Hoping she will make the first strike
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Letty
 
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Reply Sun 24 Aug, 2003 01:27 pm
hiama, provide us a line,
Or the whole thread will get out of time.
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 24 Aug, 2003 01:31 pm
Faint heart never won fair lady
Except when that lady is Sadie
'Cause our girl's not too choosy
She's that kind of a floozy
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 24 Aug, 2003 01:34 pm
hiama, provide us a line,
Or the whole thread will get out of time
When you finish, you start
What is it? It's not art
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