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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
nacredambition
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2020 05:10 am
@glitterbag,
Backstage at the Folies Bergere
Quite sans the frilly underwear
Festooned with bananas
That, pardon my manners
snood
 
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Reply Sun 29 Mar, 2020 03:44 am
@nacredambition,

Backstage at the Folies Bergere
Quite sans the frilly underwear
Festooned with bananas
That, pardon my manners
Are hotter than lemons or pears

Seeking a beverage to drink
nacredambition
 
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Reply Wed 1 Apr, 2020 01:25 am
@snood,
Seeking a beverage to drink
Upside down, mighty cool and somethink
So this burping will stop
That I may feel on top
There was none so I'm not in the pink

When I searched from some foodstuff online

snood
 
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Reply Wed 1 Apr, 2020 11:00 am
@nacredambition,
When I searched from some foodstuff online
I nearly went out of my mind
The variety was so broad
I exclaimed "Oh my God!"
Then bought two of everything I could find

This is a mean quarantine
nacredambition
 
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Reply Thu 2 Apr, 2020 07:02 pm
@snood,
This is a mean quarantine
From what I've seen it has been
A ten score I'd give it
And then for the swivet
knaivete
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2020 08:34 pm
@nacredambition,
This is a mean quarantine
From what I've seen it has been
A ten score I'd give it
And then for the swivet
A panic titanic and manic

When playing the great game some call life
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snood
 
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Reply Sun 5 Apr, 2020 05:40 am
When playing the great game some call life
I’d counsel avoidance of strife
Deep breaths and long walks
And forbearance in talks;
If that fails, get a gun or a knife

If you must suffer fools with a smile
Kris148
 
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Reply Sun 10 May, 2020 09:25 pm
@snood,
Make sure it is not on the Nile,
nacredambition
 
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Reply Sun 10 May, 2020 11:34 pm
@Kris148,
If you must suffer fools with a smile
Make sure it is not on the Nile
The gyp that you felt a
Wry con at the delta
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Sun 10 May, 2020 11:43 pm
@Kris148,
If you must suffer fools with a smile
Make sure it's not on the Nile
glitterbag
 
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Reply Sun 10 May, 2020 11:49 pm
@glitterbag,
f you must suffer fools with a smile
Make sure it's not on the Nile
It might work on the Danube
Kris148
 
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Reply Mon 11 May, 2020 12:28 am
@glitterbag,
f you must suffer fools with a smile
Make sure it's not on the Nile
It might work on the Danube
Yet again maybe in a glass tube
snood
 
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Reply Mon 11 May, 2020 06:22 am
@Kris148,
If you must suffer fools with a smile
Make sure it's not on the Nile
It might work on the Danube
Yet again maybe in a glass tube
And with that, this limerick’s defiled

A new leaf must now be turned
Kris148
 
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Reply Mon 11 May, 2020 08:18 pm
@snood,
A new leaf must now be turned
Yes it must, not spurned
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snood
 
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Reply Tue 12 May, 2020 04:22 am
A new leaf must now be turned
Yes it must, not spurned
If we all do our parts
And speak from our hearts
We’ll say “From these limericks, we learned!”

We escaped by the skin of our teeth
Kris148
 
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Reply Tue 12 May, 2020 05:54 pm
@snood,
We escaped by the skin of our teeth
To find that we do go beneath...
glitterbag
 
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Reply Tue 12 May, 2020 08:17 pm
@Kris148,
We escaped by the skin of our teeth
To find that we do go beneath...
So while we are there
please don't foul up the air
fka-SealPoet
 
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Reply Fri 29 May, 2020 01:47 pm
@glitterbag,
We escaped by the skin of our teeth
To find that we do go beneath...
So while we are there
please don't foul up the air
We're not dead yet, so don't throw a wreath.

Excuse me, just poking around.
I'm surprised at this thread that I found
snood
 
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Reply Fri 29 May, 2020 03:38 pm
@fka-SealPoet,
Excuse me, just poking around.
I'm surprised at this thread that I found
It’s a welcome relief
From the madness and grief
Within which our world is now bound

When my light dims, I may not rage
But joyfully just turn the page

nacredambition
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2020 11:05 pm
@snood,
When my light dims I may not rage
But joyfully just turn the page
On a story that led
To one gone on abed
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