More Limericks!

Reply Fri 4 Feb, 2011 10:04 pm
An acquaintance asked for poetry involving cheese and love (I guess because V-Day is coming up - shrug). Anyway, I had forgotten how fun limericks are. We have had few threads about them: naughty, perpetual, etc.

Shall we start with love and cheese?
Reply Fri 4 Feb, 2011 10:05 pm
Ulla loved a ripe brie that was stinky.
She met a man who ate cheese with raised pinky.
She dropped on her knee
and said, "Marry Me."
And then they ran off to Helsinki

The cheese is just milk that's gone moldy
So Marvin gobbled the raclette quite boldly
His date smelt his breath
and faked her own death
In a stunt that shocked him stone-coldly
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Reply Sat 5 Feb, 2011 06:26 am
I have one with pickles... Pickles and cheese go together in bad dreams, right???

Tthere once was a fellow called Perkin
who always was jerkin his gurkin
his Mother said: Perkin
quit jerkin your gurkin
your gurkin's for furkin not jerkin
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Reply Sat 5 Feb, 2011 06:39 am
A strange dairy maid, name of Hedda
Fell in love with an over ripe Chedda'
her friends say she shoulda
married a Gouda
still odd, but the smell would be betta
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Reply Sat 5 Feb, 2011 11:24 am
Haha! More!
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