Ulla loved a ripe brie that was stinky.
She met a man who ate cheese with raised pinky.
She dropped on her knee
and said, "Marry Me."
And then they ran off to Helsinki
The cheese is just milk that's gone moldy
So Marvin gobbled the raclette quite boldly
His date smelt his breath
and faked her own death
In a stunt that shocked him stone-coldly