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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
Kara
 
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Reply Wed 13 Nov, 2002 04:25 pm
They all call this lady a tart,
I agree, but she has a good heart
Who cares what they say
Cuz she's a good lay
Unless she finishes up with a fart.

~~~

Now country, that's stuff that I know
I live where the tall bumpkins grow
They'll drawl you to death
And y'all with each breath
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Debacle
 
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Reply Wed 13 Nov, 2002 04:38 pm
Now country, that's stuff that I know
I live where the tall bumpkins grow
They'll drawl you to death
And y'all with each breath



How'n the hell's the last line go?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 13 Nov, 2002 04:41 pm
Now country, that's stuff I know
I live where the tall bumpkins grow
They'll drawl you to death
And y'all with each breath.
Put holes in warm pumpkins -- things grow.

How'n the hell's the next line go?
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Debacle
 
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Reply Wed 13 Nov, 2002 04:51 pm
And use the pumpkin as a po?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 13 Nov, 2002 04:53 pm
How the hell's the next line go?
"And use the pumpkin as a po?"
Crap, why'd you go
And use words I don't know?
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Wed 13 Nov, 2002 05:48 pm
How the hell's the next line go?
"And use the pumpkin as a po?"
Crap, why'd you go
And use words I don't know?
In context you may swap 'po' for 'hoe'

So Jose has found his own thread!
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Debacle
 
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Reply Wed 13 Nov, 2002 05:55 pm
Very sorry, I clean forgot
Some, if not all, you lot
Would likely not know
The cockney word po
Is slang for chamber pot.
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Debacle
 
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Reply Wed 13 Nov, 2002 05:58 pm
And though bonnie Prince Charlie is one of the highest peers in the land, still he likes his polo.
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Thu 14 Nov, 2002 06:16 am
Debacle has a thing on the Prince
Though the ring of truth makes Charly wince
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sat 16 Nov, 2002 01:15 am
He knows he can't win
But that isn't a sin
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Tommy
 
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Reply Sat 16 Nov, 2002 01:55 am
Because he is a Cardinal
And a Phillipine
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Mon 18 Nov, 2002 09:30 am
{Shall we start again? ;^}

James Bond gets to bed Halle Berry
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Mon 18 Nov, 2002 10:43 am
Too bad Bond never can tarry
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 18 Nov, 2002 11:36 am
too long. He soon screams --
though he's tried all the creams --
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sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 18 Nov, 2002 12:11 pm
The view down below is just scary.

Just how old is double oh seven?
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Mon 18 Nov, 2002 12:48 pm
He's been 'round since Job was eleven
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Mon 18 Nov, 2002 01:03 pm
Now Deisel is in
Where Bond once had been
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 18 Nov, 2002 01:07 pm
Just how old is 007?
He's been 'round since Job was 11.
Now Diesel is in
Where Bond once had been.
He's flattened like old bread -- unleavened.

T.V. and movies and such...
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JerryR
 
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Reply Mon 18 Nov, 2002 01:08 pm
I use them like some sort of crutch
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Jose Cuervo
 
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Reply Mon 18 Nov, 2002 01:11 pm
Just how old is double oh seven?
He's been 'round since Job was eleven
Now Deisel is in
Where Bond once had been
No brains, but his muscles are heaven

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I must say I like Lola's legs :wink:
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