They all call this lady a tart,
I agree, but she has a good heart
Who cares what they say
Cuz she's a good lay
Unless she finishes up with a fart.
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Now country, that's stuff that I know
I live where the tall bumpkins grow
They'll drawl you to death
And y'all with each breath
Now country, that's stuff that I know
I live where the tall bumpkins grow
They'll drawl you to death
And y'all with each breath
How'n the hell's the last line go?
Now country, that's stuff I know
I live where the tall bumpkins grow
They'll drawl you to death
And y'all with each breath.
Put holes in warm pumpkins -- things grow.
How'n the hell's the next line go?
And use the pumpkin as a po?
How the hell's the next line go?
"And use the pumpkin as a po?"
Crap, why'd you go
And use words I don't know?
How the hell's the next line go?
"And use the pumpkin as a po?"
Crap, why'd you go
And use words I don't know?
In context you may swap 'po' for 'hoe'
So Jose has found his own thread!
Very sorry, I clean forgot
Some, if not all, you lot
Would likely not know
The cockney word po
Is slang for chamber pot.
And though bonnie Prince Charlie is one of the highest peers in the land, still he likes his polo.
Debacle has a thing on the Prince
Though the ring of truth makes Charly wince
He knows he can't win
But that isn't a sin
Because he is a Cardinal
And a Phillipine
{Shall we start again? ;^}
James Bond gets to bed Halle Berry
Too bad Bond never can tarry
too long. He soon screams --
though he's tried all the creams --
The view down below is just scary.
Just how old is double oh seven?
He's been 'round since Job was eleven
Now Deisel is in
Where Bond once had been
Just how old is 007?
He's been 'round since Job was 11.
Now Diesel is in
Where Bond once had been.
He's flattened like old bread -- unleavened.
T.V. and movies and such...
I use them like some sort of crutch
Just how old is double oh seven?
He's been 'round since Job was eleven
Now Deisel is in
Where Bond once had been
No brains, but his muscles are heaven
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I must say I like Lola's legs :wink:
