Perpetual Limerick (:3=

@snood,

Trump says that Europe's not safe,
(anything that man says makes me chafe)
As commander-in -chief
He would start petty beefs
Like a scary war mongering waif

I sometimes don't do what I should,

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@snood,

I sometimes don't do what I should,
But I think that I would if I could

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@McTag,

I sometimes don't do what I should,
But I think that I would if I could
First I hesitate,
Then procrastinate,
Then - my snores sound like I'm sawing wood...

We all want to be the good guy

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@snood,

We all want to be the good guy
With wise things to say upon high
Of much that's zoetic
And such stuff noetic

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@nacredambition,

We all want to be the good guy
With wise things to say upon high
Of much that's zoetic
And such stuff noetic
We really should give it a try

I chanced on a man so unique

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@Pearlylustre,

I chanced on a man so unique
Who gave me in French such a pique
That my tongue cannot lie

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@nacredambition,

I chanced on a man so unique
Who gave me in French such a pique
That my tongue cannot lie
and I said he should cry
'pardonnez-moi!' all this week.

The funniest thing I have heard

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@Pearlylustre,

The funniest thing I have heard
Whet whispered to me in a word
Like a shell to my ear
That was touching and near

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@nacredambition,

The funniest thing I have heard
Whet whispered to me in a word
Like a shell to my ear
That was touching and near
and made it all so absurd.

I met a man who couldn't talk

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@Pearlylustre,

I met a man who couldn't talk
Of snookered balls and lines of balk
Greenest baize, highest breaks
Summer days, what it takes
Or whisp'ring cues and tips and chalk

A limerick takes it sweet time
To say what epigrams sublime

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@nacredambition,

A limerick takes it sweet time
To say what epigrams sublime
Note with much brevity
Ribaldrous levity
And verity, such is its rhyme

It came, unaddressed, late at night

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@nacredambition,

It came, unaddressed, late at night
The missive that caused such a fright
That Mr Curmudgeon
Raced out in high dudgeon
Sans teeth but a postman to bite

I lost it that day at the store

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@nacredambition,

I lost it that day at the store
Reams of toilet paper galore
Seems that in the swivet
I just didn't give it
A thought as it flew out the door

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Aren’t you supposed to give the next first line?

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@snood,

Aren't you s'posed to give the next line
That frolicking others refine

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@nacredambition,

Aren't you s'posed to give the next line
That frolicking others refine
He tilted his head

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@glitterbag,

Aren’t you s’posed to give the next line
That frolicking others refine
He tilted his head
And thought, “What I said,
They did quite expertly align.”

A tilt of the hat and a bow

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@snood,

A tilt of the hat and a bow
And mockery any old how
Is a cakewalk I'm sure
As they take to the floor
No longer the need to kowtow

Backstage at the Folies Bergere

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@nacredambition,

Backstage at the Folies Bergere
Quite sans the frilly underwear

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@nacredambition,

Backstage at the Folies Bergere
Quite sans the frilly underwear
festooned with bananas

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