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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
snood
 
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Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 08:35 am
@snood,
Trump says that Europe's not safe,
(anything that man says makes me chafe)
As commander-in -chief
He would start petty beefs
Like a scary war mongering waif

I sometimes don't do what I should,
McTag
 
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Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 12:01 pm
@snood,
I sometimes don't do what I should,
But I think that I would if I could
snood
 
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Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 12:29 pm
@McTag,
I sometimes don't do what I should,
But I think that I would if I could
First I hesitate,
Then procrastinate,
Then - my snores sound like I'm sawing wood...

We all want to be the good guy
nacredambition
 
  1  
Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2017 12:37 am
@snood,
We all want to be the good guy
With wise things to say upon high
Of much that's zoetic
And such stuff noetic
Pearlylustre
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2017 06:19 pm
@nacredambition,
We all want to be the good guy
With wise things to say upon high
Of much that's zoetic
And such stuff noetic
We really should give it a try

I chanced on a man so unique
nacredambition
 
  1  
Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2017 01:41 am
@Pearlylustre,
I chanced on a man so unique
Who gave me in French such a pique
That my tongue cannot lie
Pearlylustre
 
  1  
Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2017 05:43 am
@nacredambition,
I chanced on a man so unique
Who gave me in French such a pique
That my tongue cannot lie
and I said he should cry
'pardonnez-moi!' all this week.

The funniest thing I have heard
nacredambition
 
  1  
Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2017 06:17 am
@Pearlylustre,
The funniest thing I have heard
Whet whispered to me in a word
Like a shell to my ear
That was touching and near
Pearlylustre
 
  1  
Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2017 03:36 pm
@nacredambition,
The funniest thing I have heard
Whet whispered to me in a word
Like a shell to my ear
That was touching and near
and made it all so absurd.

I met a man who couldn't talk
nacredambition
 
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Reply Fri 10 Aug, 2018 12:44 am
@Pearlylustre,
I met a man who couldn't talk
Of snookered balls and lines of balk
Greenest baize, highest breaks
Summer days, what it takes
Or whisp'ring cues and tips and chalk

A limerick takes it sweet time
To say what epigrams sublime
nacredambition
 
  1  
Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2018 09:08 pm
@nacredambition,
A limerick takes it sweet time
To say what epigrams sublime
Note with much brevity
Ribaldrous levity
And verity, such is its rhyme

It came, unaddressed, late at night
nacredambition
 
  1  
Reply Sun 25 Aug, 2019 09:58 pm
@nacredambition,
It came, unaddressed, late at night
The missive that caused such a fright
That Mr Curmudgeon
Raced out in high dudgeon
Sans teeth but a postman to bite

I lost it that day at the store
nacredambition
 
  1  
Reply Sun 22 Mar, 2020 03:03 am
@nacredambition,
I lost it that day at the store
Reams of toilet paper galore
Seems that in the swivet
I just didn't give it
A thought as it flew out the door
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snood
 
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Reply Sun 22 Mar, 2020 04:43 am
Aren’t you supposed to give the next first line?
nacredambition
 
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Reply Sun 22 Mar, 2020 11:15 pm
@snood,
Aren't you s'posed to give the next line
That frolicking others refine
glitterbag
 
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Reply Sun 22 Mar, 2020 11:34 pm
@nacredambition,
Aren't you s'posed to give the next line
That frolicking others refine
He tilted his head
snood
 
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Reply Mon 23 Mar, 2020 03:29 am
@glitterbag,
Aren’t you s’posed to give the next line
That frolicking others refine
He tilted his head
And thought, “What I said,
They did quite expertly align.”

A tilt of the hat and a bow
nacredambition
 
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Reply Mon 23 Mar, 2020 05:38 am
@snood,
A tilt of the hat and a bow
And mockery any old how
Is a cakewalk I'm sure
As they take to the floor
No longer the need to kowtow

Backstage at the Folies Bergere
nacredambition
 
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Reply Mon 23 Mar, 2020 07:28 pm
@nacredambition,
Backstage at the Folies Bergere
Quite sans the frilly underwear
glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Mon 23 Mar, 2020 07:57 pm
@nacredambition,
Backstage at the Folies Bergere
Quite sans the frilly underwear
festooned with bananas
 

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