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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
angie
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 05:49 pm

Blame and guilt are illusions
I have no use for delusions
Just toss out that baggage
which brings no advantage
And adds to our personal confusion


California is where I should be
It's wide open, that really suits me
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fealola
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 06:45 pm
California is where I should be
It's wide open, that really suits me
But from border to border
We're all out of order
But chaos can make you feel free!

It's hot here and sunny today
The dolphins continue to play
Arnold is running
The surfers are stunning
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 10:13 pm
It's hot here and sunny today,
The dolphins continue to play,
Arnold is running,
The surfers are stunning,
And everyone's merry and gay!

Not gay as in sex, but they're happy.
(Oh dear me, we might attract Slappy!)
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 01:00 am
Not gay as in sex, but they're happy.
(Oh dear me, we might attract Slappy!)
What's bad about that
Drop in for a chat
Grab a chair and a long drink with frappe

Good efforts from posters just now
So I think you should all take a bow
Hiama, so funny
And right on the money
The mammaries gag was a wow

Oh, I finished my own rhyme, how gauche
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 01:00 am
Not gay as in sex, but they're happy.
(Oh dear me, we might attract Slappy!)
What's bad about that
Drop in for a chat
Grab a chair and a long drink with frappe

Good efforts from posters just now
So I think you should all take a bow
Hiama, so funny
And right on the money
The mammaries gag was a wow

Oh, I finished my own rhyme, how gauche
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Letty
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 04:02 am
Oh, I finished my own rhyme; how gauche.
And you're right, Mac, so let's have a toast.
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hiama
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 05:22 am
Oh, I finished my own rhyme; how gauche.
And you're right, Mac, so let's have a toast
That Hiama's ok
But each has his day
Mac too can Tag with a boast !

Its so hot the sand is congealing
The heat has me hanging from the ceiling
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 05:34 am
Its so hot the sand is congealing
The heat has me hanging from the ceiling
(I hope you realizes
that's to where hot air rises
tis no wonder the temps that you're feeling
.)

Lay down here in this tub full of ice
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 07:03 am
Lay down here in this tub full of ice
Place some ice cubes just here, Ohhh! that's nice
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 07:38 am
Lay down here in this tub full of ice
Place some ice cubes just here, Ohhh! that's nice
Pour in some good gin
Hook a lime to your chin
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 07:49 am
Lay down here in this tub full of ice
Place some ice cubes just here, Ohhh! that's nice
Pour in some good gin
Hook a lime to your chin
Just a splash of vermouth will suffice

It's the humidity, it's not just the heat
That has us all washed out and beat
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 09:20 am
It's the humidity, it's not just the heat
That has us all washed out and beat.
Sweetcorn and tomatoes,
Flashfloods and tornadoes ...
All in all, the season's replete.

++++++++++++++++

Fall is the best of four seasons
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Letty
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 09:37 am
Fall is the best of four seasons,
My birthday is one of the reasons.
Oops, Let me retract,
I'm taking that back
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hiama
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 10:48 am
Fall is the best of four seasons,
My birthday is one of the reasons.
Oops, Let me retract,
I'm taking that back
It was only one of my teasens (teasing doesn't rhyme)

Living life now is the key
It will set you free...
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 11:41 am
Living life now is the key
It will set you free
Enjoy everything
And we'll all take a swing
In our hammock on Waikiki!

(see "Lola's Salon")

McTag's such a generous fellow!
His compliments make me feel mellow...
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 11:50 am
McTag's such a generous fellow!
His compliments make me feel mellow
Just like Hiama - A-One!
They're gents and they're fun
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 06:10 pm
McTag's such a generous fellow!
His compliments make me feel mellow
Just like Hiama - A-One!
They're gents and they're fun
But neither is turning my knees to Jello.


Let's have lobster and corn on the cob,
thin sliced tomatos for the regular mob.
As the evening cools down
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McTag
 
  1  
Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2003 12:28 am
Let's have lobster and corn on the cob,
thin sliced tomatos for the regular mob.
As the evening cools down
To help you lose that frown
Take a pitcher of beer- just the job!

We certainly need some cold drinks here
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hiama
 
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Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2003 02:45 am
We certainly need some cold drinks here
All the pubs have run out of beer
We've drunk the town dry
And feel all awry
Please send us some alcoholic cheer

McTag is a Scot with a grin
He doesn't you see drink gin.....
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 11 Aug, 2003 02:52 pm
McTag is a Scot with a grin
He doesn't you see drink gin
He drinks usquabae
And you hear them all say
"There's that grinnin' McTag. Ask him in."

Overwrought, over-'ot, over here
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