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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 12:30 pm
It was a night to remember
North Atlantic, sometime in September
Or October, who cares
They were caught unawares
And were seen by an Inuit called Temba


It seems that the heat is upon us
But I promise you'll not hear me cuss
But if perchance you
Lived in an igloo
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Letty
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 02:23 pm
It seems that the heat is upon us,
But I promise you'll not hear me cuss.
But if perchance you
Lived in an igloo
You'd have to blubber and mush.

I once had a lover from Chili.
He was cold as the gold on a lily.
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angie
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 06:35 pm
I once had a lover from Chili.
He was cold as the gold on a lily.
Which boggled my mind
Because, you will find,
Most Latins make hot love 'till they're silly.


Our brothers and sisters who are gay
Are the targets of bigots today
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 07:51 pm
Our brothers and sisters who are gay
Are the targets of bigots today
There are too many idjits
They give me the fidgets
I wish they would all go away.

Antarctica's just about right
Send the idjits on a one-way flight...
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 07:52 pm
Our brothers and sisters who are gay
Are the targets of bigots today
Many grin and wink
At all shades of pink ...
But that's not the Episcopal way.

++++++++++++++++

Live-and-let-live is worth a try
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 08:03 pm
Antarctica's just about right
Send the idjits on a one-way flight...
Pack them in en masse
Without enough gas ...
With a pilot who's a closet Shiite.
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fealola
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 08:14 pm
Live-and-let-live is worth a try
You got an impulse? Let it fly!
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 08:19 pm
Live-and-let-live is worth a try
You got an impulse? Let it fly!
Go ahead, fella,
Bathe in Nutella ...
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fealola
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 08:28 pm
Live-and-let-live is worth a try
You got an impulse? Let it fly!
Go ahead, fella,
Bathe in Nutella
But remember, sautee, don't fry.

Oh, I thought she meant Nigella!
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 08:32 pm
Oh, I thought she meant Nigella!
(How do you know "she's" not a fella?)
Is WhoodaThunk male
Or, more likely, female?...
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 02:48 am
Oh, I thought she meant Nigella!
(How do you know "she's" not a fella?)
Is WhoodaThunk male
Or, more likely, female?...
Under that sweater there's a helluva a swella !

Mammaries may be beautiful and yet
What's too painful to remember is too easy to forget....
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 04:33 am
Mammaries may be beautiful and yet
What's too painful to remember is too easy to forget..
all we get is laughter
when all we are after
if to have a good look at your set.

There's a new show here called Queer Eye
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 05:06 am
There's a new show here called Queer Eye
For the straight guy who is kind of shy...
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 05:20 am
There's a new show here called Queer Eye
For the straight guy who is kind of shy...
but give them some whiskey
they might get quite frisky
and end up showing a red-eye!

The elephant shows off his trunk....
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 06:03 am
As to the question of my gender,
An answer I'll try to render ...
To avoid all strife
From my loving wife,
Winks and nods get returned to sender.

<<<I'll type in a lower voice from now on. Twisted Evil

+++++++++++++++

The elephant shows off his trunk....
And even flexes it when drunk.
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 06:27 am
The elephant shows off his trunk....
And even flexes it when drunk.
A lady passed by
And said Oh my
Passed out with a smile like a monk

Beautiful thoughts come to mind
That help me unwind....
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 06:27 am
Beautiful thoughts come to mind
That help me unwind.
a sun kissed beach,
plent of women within my reach, (or men in my case)
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angie
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 10:35 am
Beautiful thoughts come to mind
That help me unwind.
a sun kissed beach,
plent of women within my reach, (or men in my case)
Passionate, loving, and kind



I think it all comes from fear
The prejudices by which people swear
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 10:43 am
I think it all comes from fear
The prejudices by which people swear
I'm sure you're right
That people get tight
When things just aint clear


Blame and guilt are illusions
I have no use for delusions...
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fealola
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 11:40 am
Blame and guilt are illusions
I have no use for delusions
Just toss out that baggage
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