No one believed it could happen
especially when one was nappin'
the sleep apnea...
No one believed it could happen
especially when one was nappin'
the sleep apnea
Is nothing to fear
Play a disc, Mary Carpenter-Chapin
The rivers flow down to the sea
The rivers flow down to the sea
a prodigal daughter, returning to mummy,
The rivers flow down to the sea
A prodigal daughter, returning home to mummy,
Momma started to bawl
The poor kid's seen it all.
But at least she's now home, where it's comfy.
You've got to admit it's a cruel world out there
You've got to admit it's a cruel world out there
when at 17 you lose all your hair
You've got to admit it's a cruel world out there
when at 17 you lose all your hair
But Hair Club For Men
Will bring it back again,
Just don't look in the mirror
Yes, it rhymes if you come from Pittsburgh
yes, it rhymes if you come from Pittsburgh
Only one rhyme will fit and,yes, it's erg.
So who's up for trying
Cause there's no denying
yes, it rhymes if you come from Pittsburgh
Only one rhyme will fit and,yes, it's erg.
So who's up for trying
Cause there's no denying
The Titanic crashed into a Berg
It was a night to remember
It was a night to remember
North Atlantic, sometime in September
The liner sped on
'Twas the hours before dawn......
Or October, who cares
They were caught unawares
On a bright moonlit night
They were in for a fright
The water was cold
The ship brand-new, not old
Celine Dion on board
"Ice, yonder!" they roared
For the watertight ship
'Twas the end of the trip
"Away all boats, now!"
(And I'll stand in the bow)
And the band played, undaunted
All the tunes they had wanted
It passed into history
Not much of a mystery
Pride cometh before
Disaster, for sure
Let's call it...exuberance.
But you may well be right, mac11.
But, just for fun and not seriously meant.
Anyway, ignore the questionable taste, pick your middle couplet and write the final line.
Oh, McTag is filled with exuberance.
Does that mean he has ants in his pants?
Will he whistle a tune
Or maybe just croon
Oh, McTag is filled with exuberance.
Does that mean he has ants in his pants?
Will he whistle a tune
Or maybe just croon
Or like a doggy, dig up the plants?
The dogs next door won't stop barking!
The dogs next door won't stop barking.
They live in the house where it says "No Parking".
The dogs next door won't stop barking.
They live where it says "No Parking".
Their master's a thug;
Pees on their fireplug ...
The dogs next door won't stop barking.
They live where it says "No Parking."
Their master's a thug;
Pees on their fireplug
And he's not a dog, just marking.
Cheers to McTag's exuberance.....
Cheers to McTag's exuberance
It makes me laugh like a lubricant
Cheers to McTag's exuberance
It makes me laugh like a lubricant
Always a good sign
When rhymes flow like wine
Cheers to McTag's exuberance
It makes me laugh like a lubricant
Always a good sign
When rhymes flow like wine
We all respond with jubilance!
It seems that the heat is upon us
It seems that the heat is upon us
But I promise you'll not hear me cuss
