Someday he'll be sportin' a Mohawk
And trying a Chuck Berry duck-walk
Black Jacket he'll wear
Super glue in his hair
Someday he'll be sportin' a Mohawk
And trying a Chuck Berry duck-walk
Black Jacket he'll wear
Super glue in his hair
Forget, "Where you going?", he won't talk.
Now, let's talk about sweet little girls
Now, let's talk about sweet little girls
The ones who wear the springy little curls
The ones with blond hair
The Shirley Temples, out there
The girls who sing and tap and twirl.
And I ain't talkin' 'bout J-Lo
I won't take this poem that low
But if your talkin' bout Liza
I don't dispi-za
And I ain't talkin' bout J-Lo
I won't take this poem that low
But if you're talkin' bout Liza
I don't despi-za
And a Garland on you I'll bestow.
I think kids say the funniest things
I think kids say the funniest things,
They do, and an honesty rings
In all that they say,
In school or at play
I think kids say the funniest things,
They do, and an honesty rings
In all that they say,
In school or at play
Each word pulls at your heart strings
The harp makes a beautiful sound
Its notes hold you spellbound....
The harp makes a beautiful sound
Its notes hold you spellbound
But so does a sitar
Or Chet playing guitar
The harp makes a beautiful sound
Its notes hold you spellbound
But so does a sitar
Or Chet playing guitar
That's one of the best sounds around.
Earl Scruggs was a banjo picker
Earl Scruggs was a banjo picker
He always picked at the dinner table
But not his banjo
Earl Scruggs was a banjo picker
Who picked quicker when sipping liquor.
But it is no sin
To pick, sip, and grin ...
Earl Scruggs was a banjo picker
Who picked quicker when sipping liquor.
But it is no sin
To pick, sip, and grin
Make the next one a little bit thicker
Sipping Guinness through a straw
Had the whole pub held in awe...
Sipping Guinness through a straw
Had the whole pub held in awe...
suggestively sucking at the foam
I winked at the barman named Jerome,
Sipping Guinness through a straw
Had the whole pub held in awe...
suggestively sucking at the foam
I winked at the barman named Jerome,
but he ran off, screaming for his Ma!
So there I was, alone in a crowd
So there I was, alone in a crowd
Out of touch, drifting on a cloud
So there I was, alone in a crowd,
Out of touch, drifting on a cloud.
"Buy me a drink?"
I said with a wink.
The hooker said, "Sure, I ain't proud."
Chocolate's best when it's melted...
Chocolate's best when it's melted
And a mac's not a mac till it's belted...
I like chocolate in flakes
What a rare treat it makes-
And with profiteroles I'd like to be pelted.
But not, please, when wearing my mac
It's got Burberry's name on the back
But not, please, when wearing my mac
It's got Burberry's name on the back
And chocolate stains
Are tough, they remain...
But not, please, when wearing my mac
It's got Burberry's name on the back
And chocolate stains
Are tough, they remain,
no matter your de-spotting knack.
A Congressman wrote out a law
A Congressman wrote out a law
It inspired much shock and awe
A Congressman wrote out a law.
It inspired much shock and awe.
It actually made sense,
Was needed, and thence
Gave a much needed rest to his jaw.
No one believed it could happen...
