Which anchor man do you prefer?
Popeye's my favorite, don't you concur?
Which anchor man do you prefer?
Popeye's my favorite, don't you concur?
Brokaw and Jennings
Remind me of lemmings...
Which anchor man do you prefer?
Popeye's my favorite, don't you concur?
Brokaw and Jennings
Remind me of lemmings,
But Cronkite, he made me purr.
Now, Geraldo acts like a clown,
And it's hip to put him down
He's alwatys on the go
even though he has no show.
There once was a lad who was really quite glad
he tended the sheep and never once did weep[/quote]
Now, Geraldo acts like a clown,
And it's hip to put him down
He's off to the Riviera
To see what they wieara
Let's hope he doesn't bump into Dlowan !
A nude bunny can be exciting
And some would say enticing.....
A nude bunny can be exciting
and some would say enticing...
Alot better than a horse
but you knew that,of course.
A nude bunny can be exciting
and some would say enticing...
Alot better than a horse
but you knew that,of course.
and their saddles are better for slicing.
A double entendre can be fun
A double entendre can be fun
Like- happiness is a warm gun
A double entendre can be fun
Like- happiness is a warm gun
Do you think that was meant?
-Sounds a trifle, well, bent
A double entendre can be fun,
Like-happiness is a warm gun.
Do you think that was meant?
-Sounds a trifle, well, bent.
Drop the side arm and let's try a pun
O-pun the door. I've lost my key
O-pun the door. I've lost my key
Entry is thus debarred from me
De door to de bar
O-pun the door I've lost my key
Was on a note left by a singer they call Letty
O-pun the door. I've lost my key
Entry is thus debarred from me
De door to de bar
From the bar to the car
O-pun the door. I've lost my key
Entry is thus debarred from me
De door to de bar
From the bar to the car
The limerick's ended, so say we.
It's warm and it's clammy today
It's warm and it's clammy today
She wishes the rain would spray
But she'll sit here and swelter
The weather will melt her
Just like a statue of clay.
Mascara will drip down her face
Mascara will drip down her face
It's really quite a disgrace
She'll dive in the pool
And get herself cool
So she can return to the human race
He spied her with no clothes on
Sitting by the side of a billabong...
He spied her with no clothes on
Sitting by the side of a billabong
Bill 'n' Bong were quite glad
At the good view they had
He spied her with no clothes on
Sitting by the side of a billabong
Bill 'n' Bong were quite glad
At the good view they had
So pretty soon the roo was gone !
To keep your baby in your pocket...
To keep your baby in your pocket
Will keep his fingers from the socket
Too young for a buzz
With a head of peach fuzz
He'll shoot up in the aire like a rocket!
Someday he'll be sportin' a Mohawk
Someday he'll be sportin' a Mohawk
And trying a Chuck Berry duck-walk
