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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 01:25 pm
What think you of fair weather friends?
They're always trying to make amends
When the weather turns cloudy
You don't hear their "Howdy!"
They're off chasing after new trends

But the Queen keeps a stiff upper lip
Not as stiff as yer man, Prince Philip
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 01:31 pm
Try again with that-

But the Queen keeps a stiff upper lip
As she belts up, clunk-click, every trip
Our dear old monarch
Could be stiffened with starch
Just as stiff as yer man, Prince Philip

(I think they call that poetic licence, or a crime against the language Wink )
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Letty
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 02:13 pm
They do call it license to kill
And old Sean still gives me a thrill
McTag that was funny
But don't expect money............. Razz
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fealola
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 02:18 pm
They do call it license to kill
And old Sean still gives me a thrill
McTag that was funny
But don't expect money
A2K's free-- still

Please do not send me a bill
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 02:22 pm
Please do not send me a bill
with collectors I have had my fill
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fealola
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 02:24 pm
Please do not send me a bill
With collectors I have had my fill
Don't call on the phone,
I vant to be alone
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 02:28 pm
Please do not send me a bill
With collectors I have had my fill
Don't call on the phone,
I vant to be alone
Take a rest, take a hike, take a pill.

A snake doesn't have any legs
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fealola
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 02:33 pm
A snake doesn't have any leg
So, he wouldn't make use of a peg
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 02:41 pm
A snake doesn't have any leg
So, he wouldn't make use of a peg
but armed with degrees
An L.L.B. please...
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fealola
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 02:48 pm
A snake doesn't have any leg
So, he wouldn't make use of a peg
but armed with degrees
An L.L.B. please
You'll find him slinking in dreg

Snake charming's a fine profession
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snood
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 07:43 pm
Snake charming's a fine profession
So long as its not an obsession
Like dressing in snakeskins,
from your toes to your chin
-then I'd recommend therapy sessions



sometimes this world just ain't fair
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Letty
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 08:19 pm
Sometimes the world isn't fair,
It isn't? Well, I do declare.
Topsy turvy you say?
and paper mache,
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fealola
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 08:26 pm
Sometimes the world isn't fair,
It isn't? Well, I do declare.
Topsy turvy you say?
and paper mache,
Would somebody fix my hair?

There once was a man named Eber
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jackie
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 09:54 pm
There once was a man named Eber
Who wrote opera like Baron Von Weber,
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fealola
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 11:35 pm
There once was a man named Eber
Who wrote opera like Baron Von Weber,
His arias soared
His baritones roared
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snood
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jul, 2003 04:13 am
There once was a man named Eber
Who wrote opera like Baron Von Weber,
His arias soared
His baritones roared
but he was much too stuck up for a neighbor



Oh heavens, its Friday again!
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jul, 2003 09:01 am
Oh heavens, its Friday again!
and my In basket's full to the brim.
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Letty
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jul, 2003 09:21 am
Oh, heavens, it's Friday again,
And my In basket's filled to the brim.
Your cup runneth over
The white cliffs of Dover
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fealola
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jul, 2003 09:30 am
Oh, heavens, it's Friday again,
And my In basket's filled to the brim.
Your cup runneth over
The white cliffs of Dover
Right into my shredder bin.

The phone rang, they begged for money
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jul, 2003 10:00 am
The phone rang, they begged for money
A distraction I don't find too funny
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