The phone rang, they begged for money
A distraction I don't find too funny
So, quick as a wink
The phone rang, they begged for money
A distraction I don't find too funny
So, quick as a wink
I had a quick drink
And put them in touch with the Bunny !
Never cross swords with an Australian rabbit...
Never cross swords with an Australian rabbit
That's worse than your "boxing with kangaroos" habit!
Never cross swords with an Australian rabbit
That's worse than your "boxing with kangaroos" habit!
Unchallenged they munch
New South Wales is lunch
Never cross swords with an Australian rabbit
That's worse than your "boxing with kangaroos" habit!
Unchallenged they munch
New South Wales is lunch
But if you must, you may grab it and stab it
It's better than "Shrimp on the Barbie"
It's better than "Shrimp on the Barbie"
It's better than wall-banging old Harvey
Or making poor Ken feel left out
It's better than "Shrimp on the Barbie"
It's better than wall-banging old Harvey
If Ken feels left out
And is starting to pout
It's better than "shrimp on the Barbie"
It's better than wall-banging old Harvey.
If Ken feels left out,
And is starting to pout,
Then cocoon him with butterfly larvae.
Ireland does not have to worry
Ireland does not have to worry
About hurricane or flurry
Ireland does not have to worry,
About hurricane or flurry.
But, Whooda, my dear,
You're safe with us here,
Ireland does not have to worry,
About hurricane or flurry.
But, Whooda, my dear,
You're safe with us here,
If leaned on, to Letty I'll scurry.
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One day in sunny Daytona
One day in sunny Daytona
A young man was blessed with a boner
One day in sunny Daytona
A young man was blessed with a boner
Alas, poor Guido,
Trapped in his Speedo ...
One day in sunny Daytona
A young man was blessed with a boner
Alas, poor Guido,
Trapped in his Speedo ...
Trying to take it back to the owner.
All the sand was shelly and grey
All the sand was shelly and grey
And the dolphins came out to play
They dove and they clicked
All the sand was shelly and grey
And the dolphins came out to play
They dove and they clicked
Their aquatic shtick
All the sand was shelly and grey
And the dolphins came out to play
They dove and they clicked
Their aquatic shtick
And frightened guido's boner away
Her breasts were full and appealing
He had trouble getting down from the ceiling....
Her breasts were full and appealing
He had trouble getting down from the ceiling....
He said, "Pardon, ma'am,
I am what I am ..."
Her breasts were full and appealing
He had trouble getting down from the ceiling....
He said, "Pardon, ma'am,
I am what I am ..."
And your dress was far too revealing
Fortune favours the brave....
Fortune favours the brave
And there's always souls to save
