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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 15 Jul, 2003 11:11 am
An Eskimo always knows better
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snood
 
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Reply Tue 15 Jul, 2003 11:19 am
An Eskimo always knows better
than to displease his mate, and upset her
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 15 Jul, 2003 11:21 am
he kills her a seal
to seal the deal
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fealola
 
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Reply Tue 15 Jul, 2003 11:27 am
An Eskimo always knows better
than to displease his mate, and upset her
he kills her a seal
to seal the deal
Then PETA shows up to get 'er

In the land of the midnight sun
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 15 Jul, 2003 11:34 am
In the land of the midnight sun
Albinos come out to run
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fealola
 
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Reply Tue 15 Jul, 2003 11:39 am
In the land of the midnight sun
Albinos come out to run
With eyes open wide
In the snow they all glide
They've never had so much fun.

Laplanders come out to watch
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Tue 15 Jul, 2003 04:26 pm
Laplanders come out to watch
Their reindeer that swish and swash
On ground that's mushy
And snow that's slushy
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fealola
 
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Reply Tue 15 Jul, 2003 04:29 pm
Laplanders come out to watch
Their reindeer that swish and swash
On ground that's mushy
And snow that's slushy
The Albinos have met their match!

The Aurora Borealis
Will soon envelop us
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snood
 
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Reply Tue 15 Jul, 2003 05:15 pm
The Aurora Borealis
Will soon envelop us
and dazzle our eyes
with portraits in the skies
and cause the night to hush


In the Mall I watch people go by,
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fealola
 
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Reply Tue 15 Jul, 2003 06:01 pm
In the Mall I watch people go by
In and out of the stores they fly
Are they spending their money
Or hoarding a-plenty
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 16 Jul, 2003 02:23 pm
In the Mall I watch people go by
In and out of the stores they all fly
Are they spending their money
Or hoarding a-plenty?
As they're programmed to spend, they will try.

I do like a nice stroll in the park
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 02:58 am
I do like a nice stroll in the park
hands in pockets, whistling, preferably in the dark

(Me and my dirty mind could find only one meaning of "I do" Wink )
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 06:18 am
I do like a nice stroll in the park
hands in pockets, whistling, preferably in the dark
Though more often then not,
I'll end up in the spot,
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snood
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 08:51 am
I do like a nice stroll in the park
hands in pockets, whistling, preferably in the dark
Though more often then not,
I'll end up in the spot,
Where the muggers all seem to stalk



I could punch George Bush in the eye
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hiama
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 08:52 am
I could punch George Bush in the eye
If he'd keep them from shifting awry...
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Letty
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 11:54 am
I'd punch George Bush in the eye,
If he'd keep them from shifting awry.
And Tony just landed,
He may just get stranded......
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snood
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 12:02 pm
I'd punch George Bush in the eye,
If he'd keep them from shifting awry.
And Tony just landed,
He may just get stranded......
without a CIA alibi



What think you of fair weather friends?
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fealola
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 12:04 pm
I'd punch George Bush in the eye,
If he'd keep them from shifting awry.
And Tony just landed,
He may just get stranded
Or get caught in a drive-by

But the Queen keeps a stiff upper lip
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snood
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 12:08 pm
Hey, I beatcha to the punch,
Fealola...
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fealola
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2003 12:17 pm
Very Happy

What think you of fair weather friends?
They're always trying to make amends
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