There was an old man from gosham,
who took out his bollocks to wash 'em -
Ball one was just fine,
But the other was mine!
My shriek sounded just like a possum
Emerging from primordial ooze
Emerging from primordial ooze
I found I had lost both my shoes
Emerging from primordial ooze
I found I had lost both my shoes
in that muck
they were stuck
Emerging from primordial ooze
I found I had lost both my shoes
in that muck
they were stuck
so i sat down and finished my booze
I once knew a girl from Armagh
I once knew a girl from Armagh,
Who delighted to ride in my car
I once knew a girrl from Armagh,
Who delighted to rride in my carr
With herr scarrf in the brreeze
And my kilt rround my knees
I once knew a girrl from Armagh,
Who delighted to rride in my carr
With herr scarrf in the brreeze
And my kilt rround my knees
I reached out and took off her bra
HAHA! Start a new one Mikey!
someone else go, i'm beat,,,,,,,,
Brave sailors who hail from the Cape
become shy near a measuring tape
Brave sailors who hail from the Cape
become shy near a measuring tape
They once were so bold
Now blame winter's cold
Brave sailors who hail from the Cape
become shy near a measuring tape
They once were so bold
Now blame winter's cold
For their wienie's apparent escape!
In summer the mins find their schlong...
mins?
In summer the mins find their schlong
Sneaking someplace where it don't belong
They all want to shout,
And wave it about...
In summer the mins find their schlong
Sneaking someplace where it don't belong
They all want to shout,
And wave it about...
But it just ain't quite the size of King Kong's
In summer the mins find their schlong
Sneaking someplace where it don't belong
They all want to shout,
And wave it about...
and each dude will allude to 'King Kong'
There's a place on the bunny's down under
Ah, thats be better, blatham...I was looking for something like that.
There's a place on the bunnies down under
That causes the laddies to chunder
