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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
blatham
 
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Reply Fri 31 Jan, 2003 02:52 pm
(subsequent lines reserved for dlowan)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 31 Jan, 2003 05:56 pm
Er, I assume it is the Bunny's down under ..that is, the land of the bunny - rather than the Bunnies downunder - which would suggest there is a vomitorium on each Bunny? Hmmmmmm?

There's a place on the Bunny's down under
That causes the laddies to chunder -
It makes them confused
And they just ain't amused..
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 31 Jan, 2003 06:09 pm
There's a place on the Bunny's down under
That causes the laddies to chunder -
It makes them confused
And they just ain't amused
By the stench, the sights and the thunder.

(Subsequent first line reserved for dlowan...)
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 31 Jan, 2003 07:12 pm
(the bunny may well not accept your kind offer, following as it does that last line)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 31 Jan, 2003 07:16 pm
The taste of American pie
Makes me wanna vomit and cry...


(Bunny revenge! ~:> p )
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Fri 31 Jan, 2003 07:41 pm
The Bushes ('s) too dense
They're/He's not worth a pense

(choose your preference)
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Fri 31 Jan, 2003 08:17 pm
The taste of American pie
Makes me wanna vomit and cry...
The Bushes ('s) too dense
They're/He's not worth a pense
War with Iraq? What a guy!

aside
(Bunny revenge! ~:> p ) ?
methinks a bunny would be more like =:>p

okay... next line

There was a dictator Saddam...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 31 Jan, 2003 08:25 pm
Yay!!! I LIKE that!! =:-)

Hmmmm...grrrrrrr.....=;>-)
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 31 Jan, 2003 10:23 pm
There was a dictator Sadaam
then 'Biff!' and 'Socko!' and 'Wham!'
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 31 Jan, 2003 10:41 pm
There was a dictator Sadaam
then 'Biff!' and 'Socko!' and 'Wham!'
Where Saddam had been
Was only a djinn
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 31 Jan, 2003 11:01 pm
There was a dictator Sadaam
then 'Biff!' and 'Socko!' and 'Wham!'
Where Saddam had been
Was only a djinn
and an Exxon exec's grand salaam
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 31 Jan, 2003 11:08 pm
Dere's a wad on da woof of my mouf
Of Wigwey's, my brover, da louf
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blatham
 
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Reply Sun 2 Feb, 2003 09:41 pm
Dere's a wad on da woof of my mouf
Of Wigwey's, my brover, da louf
he pwomifed me dat
if I chewed the whole pack
I'd win a boat, and a car, and a houth

One day in the county of Shnee
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sun 2 Feb, 2003 11:28 pm
One day in the county of Shnee
The gov'nor declared a decree
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 3 Feb, 2003 08:40 am
One day in the county of Shnee
The gov'nor declared a decree
"Schoolgirls must hence
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mikey
 
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Reply Mon 3 Feb, 2003 09:10 am
One day in the county of Shnee
The gov'nor declared a decree
"Schoolgirls must hence
Give each boy six-pence
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Feb, 2003 09:19 am
One day in the county of Shnee
The gov'nor declared a decree
"Schoolgirls must hence
Give each boy six-pence" -
So all of the schoolgirls left Schnee....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Feb, 2003 09:19 am
'Twas a tragic and terrible day...
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 3 Feb, 2003 09:33 am
'Twas a tragic and terrible day
The Shnee girls just wasted away
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 3 Feb, 2003 10:00 am
'Twas a tragic and terrible day
The Shnee girls just wasted away
They'd money for supper
And after, a cuppa
But...
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