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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 06:39 am
There was a young lass from Madrass
who had a most beautiful ass
'twas furry and grey,
And it hee-hawed all day...
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 09:56 am
There was a young lass from Madrass
who had a most beautiful ass
'twas furry and grey,
And it hee-hawed all day...
That silly grey madrass ass lass

<someone else start one>
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 10:20 am
They say li'l kay tends to butt in
And finish but never begin
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BillyFalcon
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 11:31 am
There was a young lass from Madrass
Who had a most beautiful ass.
It enticingly wiggled
and gorgeously jiggled
causing erections to occur en masse
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mikey
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 11:35 am
They say li'l kay tends to butt in
And finish but never begin
she'll throw in a <grin>
while sipping her gin
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 12:08 pm
(billy..too slow on the draw, pardner)

They say li'l kay tends to butt in
and finish but never begin
she'll throw in a <grin>
while sipping her gin
"so sue me! I should throw what it?"
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 12:09 pm
A dreamy-eyed moose from Prince Rupert
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mikey
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 12:32 pm
A dreamy-eyed moose from Prince Rupert
Who's name was appropriately Bufort
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Lash Goth
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 12:39 pm
mikey52 wrote:
A dreamy-eyed moose from Prince Rupert
Who's name was appropriately Bufort


STALKED LOVE IN THE COLD,
BUT NEVER TOOK HOLD
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Letty
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 02:41 pm
Gave up in the end and said,"fook it"

Is cold weather a good time for sparkin'?
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Lash Goth
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 03:09 pm
Letty wrote:
Gave up in the end and said,"fook it"

quote]

Now that was funny.

Sorry, ignore me.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 04:08 pm
Is cold weather a good time for sparkin'?
And to syrupy music be harkin'?
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Letty
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 04:56 pm
confession of a semi-poet in Florida.

I borrowed (not stole) that "fook" line Embarrassed

I did have permission, however. Very Happy
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2003 05:43 pm
Is cold weather a good time for sparkin'?
And to syrupy music be harkin'?
Yes, spark up a bowl
And some good rock and roll
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jan, 2003 03:14 am
and avoid all pomes by larkin.

It is near spring in the north
though rain does pound forth
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 10:31 am
It is near spring in the north
though rain does pound forth
Soaking the ground
And mudding the hounds
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 01:05 pm
Dog bath bubbles now poureth.
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Monger
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 01:14 pm
There was an old man from gosham,
who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 01:31 pm
There was an old man from gosham,
who took out his bollocks to wash 'em -
Ball one was just fine..
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 04:21 pm
There was an old man from gosham,
who took out his bollocks to wash 'em -
Ball one was just fine,
But the other was mine!
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