All you guys are really good sports
You never jibe or make nasty retorts
All you guys are really good sports
You never jibe or make nasty retorts
Ain't we all sweet
As we type in the heat
And sit hear and sweat in our shorts.
SMOG RED ALERT IN LA!
SMOG RED ALERT IN LA!
A Hurricane threatens SA!
Stay inside if you can
Put your feet up and then
think of Texas and Cali, and pray
She smiled and I felt it all over
She smiled and I felt it all over
Just like finding a four-leaf clover
Good fortune she'll bring
She smiled and I felt it all over
Just like finding a four-leaf clover
Good fortune she'll bring
Must buy her a ring
She smiled and I felt it all over
Just like finding a four-leaf clover
Good fortune she'll bring
Must buy her a ring
Good fortune buys lots of Bling-Bling
There once was a Sugar Daddy
She smiled and I felt it all over
Just like finding a four-leaf clover
Good fortune she'll bring
Must buy her a ring
(she'll probably want a Land Rover)
Money is definitely a hit
There once was a sugar daddy
Who rode in a big garish Caddy
He had way too much glitz
Money is definitely a hit
With that big boy who was such a baddy.
Love is lovelier the older you get.......
Love is lovelier the older you get
You cannot remember any regret
The good times, the bad
Love is lovelier the older you get
You cannot remember any regret
The good times, the bad
The time you got mad
When your dinner was eaten by his pet
Another hot day to enjoy
Another hot day to enjoy
All those half nude builders, oh BOY !!
Another hot day to enjoy
All those half nude builders, oh BOY !!
I walk by, they whistle
Whilst flexing their muscle
Can't you just feel the joy!
That used to be true, anyway,
Now it's another day
That used to be true, anyway,
Now, it's another day
I'm older, so what?
I think I'm still hot.
I can still dream and I can still play.
They say that blondes have all the fun...
They say that blondes have all the fun,
They obviously havent met a dark haired one,
with hair to match his eyes,
all sugar, and all spice
They say that blondes have all the fun,
They obviously havent met a dark haired one,
with hair to match his eyes,
all sugar, and all spice
A swarthy man, I'll never shun!
Italians, Indians, Greeks
Are the ones I like to seek
Italians, Indians, Greeks
Are the ones I like to seek
Latinas are hot
not that Wasps are not
aw hell - gimme two of each!
I met a gun totin' mama
I met a gun totin' mama
Riding a llama
I once met a gun totin' mama
With a gun on each hip, and her llama
Was real scary too
One eye brown, one eye blue
I once met a gun totin' mama
With a gun on each hip, and her llama
Was real scary too
One eye brown, one eye blue
So I passed her on to Hiama
