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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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snood
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 11:24 am
A Londonder down in the tube,
accidently pressed a large boob
When he withdrew his hand
She said "Please do it again,
but this time, alone-in the nude"


Why don't the nice girls see me
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 11:26 am
LOL snood - I could not have imagined a better ending !!!!

Why don't the nice girls see me
I want one to introduce to my mummy
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 11:36 am
A Londonder down in the tube,
Accidently pressed a large boob
In a bra so tight
That try as they might
It couldn't be released without lube.

Times an oil can comes in real handy
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 11:39 am
McTag wrote:
A Londonder down in the tube,
Accidently pressed a large boob
In a bra so tight
That try as they might
It couldn't be released without lube.

Times an oil can comes in real handy


(Sorry, looks like I missed the boat with this one. I'll come back later after Gautam has sorted out his date.
And I'm sorry about Jock Ewing, by the way)
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mac11
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 12:06 pm
You're kidding, right McTag? I thought that Jock Ewing was a hilarious non sequitur! Very Happy
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fealola
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 12:32 pm
If it's non sequiturs you after that opens a whole new door! Very Happy
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 02:57 pm
(You don't have to be crazy to write here, but if you are, you should fit in well.)

If it's non sequiturs that you're after
And you're craving that latin-style laughter
Just go, quid pro quo
Quod vide, pro bono
And your script's sure to win you a BAFTA

(Okay, I was struggling. It's a British OSCAR)
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mac11
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 03:05 pm
BRAVO, MCTAG! Very Happy
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fealola
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 03:29 pm
Okay, I was struggling. It's a British OSCAR
But I'd rather have that than a cup from NASCAR!
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snood
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 04:17 pm
ANyway...
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hiama
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 04:34 pm
Why don't the nice girls see me
I want one to introduce to my mummy
She's a bit dry
And very shy
Due to years in enbalming rummy

Daddy is another matter
He always enjoys a chatter...
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fealola
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 04:40 pm
Daddy is another matter
He always enjoys a chatter
We never agree
Don't eye to eye see
I want to escape with a ladder.

*************************
(but meanwhile back to this:)
**************************


Okay, I was struggling. It's a British OSCAR
But I'd rather have that than a cup from NASCAR!....
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jackie
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 04:56 pm
Okay, I was struggling. It's a British OSCAR
But I'd rather have that than a cup from NASCAR!....
Or an Olympic ring,
Or a wild bungee swing-
I'm crazee, Mc Tag, like you asked for!!

Laughing


Come on, Snood, you can make a rhyme,
With the best, you are ALWAYS on time.
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hiama
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 05:05 pm
Come on, Snood, you can make a rhyme,
With the best, you are ALWAYS on time.
I'm not Snood
I'm just rude
So I'm committing this crime

Holding up a limerick at knife point
Should have a suitable ointment...
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jackie
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 05:17 pm
Holding up a limerick at knife point
Should have a suitable ointment...
Or a real handsome face
Taking one's place
With as witty and useful a comment.

Hiama WAS a sleek white unicorn
But on this face, I SEE not a horn...
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 08:32 pm
Hiama WAS a sleek white unicorn
But on this face, I SEE not a horn...
New muscles? I'm smitten!
Alas, he's in Britain
Leaving all the U.S. ladies forlorn.

It's been far too long since I've kissed...
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snood
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 09:04 pm
It's been far too long since I've kissed...
and it's a pleasure that's been sorely missed
if absence makes fonder heart
I'd still rather just start
so my lips didn't feel so dissed



I'm needing a sweet hearted lass
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fealola
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 09:04 pm
It's been far too long since I've kissed
It seems I'm being dissed
I'll just have to go out
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snood
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 09:12 pm
simultaneous posts, I guess...
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fealola
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 09:26 pm
I'm needing a sweet hearted lass
A girl with grace and class
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