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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 01:45 pm
It's sundown here in the UK (well almost)
It's a hot afternoon in the U.S. (East Coast)
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 01:52 pm
Sorry. I'm just too darn slow.

It's sundown here in the UK (well almost)
Where the mods and the rockers used to play
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fealola
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 01:58 pm
It's sundown here in the UK (well almost)
It's a hot afternoon in the U.S. (East Coast)
While they do the night life
We'll bake in the sunlight

( sorry, for editing the original!)
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 02:18 pm
Laughing I edited mine twice and I still wasn't fast enough.

It's sundown here in the UK (well almost)
It's a hot afternoon in the U.S. (East Coast)
While they do the night life
We'll bake in the sunlight
Cause we just love to roast, toast, and broast.

There's a thunderstorm here that's brewing
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fealola
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 02:24 pm
There's a thunderstorm here that's brewing
But in LA the sun is a stinging
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 03:30 pm
Come on, lads and lassies, settle down now. Your lines are supposed to rhyme, no?

There's a thunderstorm here that's brewing
But that's not all that it's doing...
It's coming your way
It's coming today
And the man at South Fork was Jock Ewing

But in LA the sun is a-stinging
At the mission the bells are a-ringing
It's cooler inside
So play 'Here Comes The Bride'
And catch the confetti they're flinging.

The best I could do at short notice
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mac11
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 03:45 pm
"The best I could do at short notice,"
I said to my dear old friend Otis.
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fealola
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 03:47 pm
<<(It's coming today
And the man at South Fork was Jock Ewing )>>

yeah, we're supposed to rhyme, but we're supposed to make sense too, don't ya think! Arrow (good natured jab!) Razz
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fealola
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 03:50 pm
"The best I could do at short notice,"
I said to my dear old friend Otis.
"The elevator stalled
And I'm none too enthralled"
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 03:52 pm
The best I could do at short notice
I said to my dear old friend, Otis.
Otis said: Just in time
You've patched up their rhyme.
From them you deserve a big kiss.

But, you've got to admit that we're fun
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mac11
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 03:52 pm
"The best I could do at short notice,"
I said to my dear old friend Otis.
"The elevator stalled
And I'm none too enthralled"
You could say its operandi wasn't modus...
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mac11
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 03:53 pm
The stacks of paper are piled high
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fealola
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 04:11 pm
The stacks of paper are piled high
I've got so much work I could cry
But it's quitin' time soon
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 04:36 pm
The stacks of paper are piled high
I've got so much work I could cry
But it's quitin' time soon
I'm off to the lagoon
For a swim then I'll fry till I dry

Too much sun is not good for the skin....
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fealola
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 04:46 pm
Too much sun is not good for the skin
Unless you're related to Anthony Quinn
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 04:52 pm
Too much sun is not good for the skin
Unless you're related to Anthony Quinn
The mexican hide
Can let a man ride
For miles in the desert heat with a grin

A gin and tonic is a nice drink
It helps most of us to think...
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fealola
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 05:02 pm
A gin and tonic is a nice drink
It helps most of us to think
Those Juniper berries
Sure make us all merry
And bring us back from the brink

********
Now somepeople prefer a Gimlet
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 12:05 am
GIMLET?!?!?!?!?!?!
Gimme a break...
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 04:11 am
Now some people prefer a Gimlet
in a bar with a blondie who's dim lit.
But if during a dance
she starts removing your pants,
Watch out, you'll be having a bimlette!


A Londonder down in the tube
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 04:50 am
A Londonder down in the tube,
accidently pressed a large boob Twisted Evil
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