I'm needing a sweet hearted lass
A girl with grace and class
With disposition sunny
And purse full of money
I'm needing a sweet hearted lass
A girl with grace and class
With disposition sunny
And purse full of money
and a round butt (at least I didn't say ass)
If you can't be good, be funny
If you can't be good, be funny
If not that, then have a lot of money,
If you can't be good, be funny
If not that, then have a lot of money,
Or, short of those
have a very long nose
or some appendage to please the honeys
(sorry - call this my "blue limerick phase")
A sharp word can cut to the quick
A sharp word can cut to the quick
Worse than a stone or a stick
A sharp word can cut to the quick
Worse than a stone or a stick
It works it's way in
Gets rid of your grin
And leaves you feeling quite sick
Liven up your personal spaces
Let Avatars be replaced by your faces...
Liven up your personal spaces
Let Avatars be replaced by your faces
Don't squat on the copier
Just show what's on top o' yer
With a camera purchased at Macy's
I fell this is going to be late
Hey, Hiama, how do you shrink a picture of yourself to avatar-sized pixels?
I feel this is going to be late
As I'm in a bit of a state
I'm the worse for drink
Can not quite think
What exactly is it I'm doing here mate ?
The bells are calling me home....
The bells are calling me home....
I knew I should never roam,
The good guys are here,
The ones with the beer
Let's gather, "I get to blow off the foam" (please)
Mctag, hiama, snood be delightful,
(But what if our faces are frightful?)
Mctag, hiama, snood be delightful,
(But what if our faces are frightful?)
perhaps in conversing
over drinks we're all nursing
we'll find friendship itself makes the night full
Let's you and I save the world
Let's you and I save the world
Aw, come on let's give it a whirl!
Just think what they'll say,
When they see your resume?
The cynical minds will unfurl!
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Michael Jackson tried to feed em'
Michael Jackson tried to feed em'
And did Martha try to 'bleed' em?
A prexy named Rex
Said, "let 'em have sex"
Then the 'Boss' from N. England sang FREEDOM.
Did we run from excitement or fright?
Did we run from excitement or fright?
No way on a night like tonight,
Did we run from excitement or fright?
No way on a night like tonight,
But the evening's still young
Did we run from excitement or fright?
No way on a night like tonight,
But the evening's still young
And I'm still highstrung
So, we'll join in a dance of delight!
Tomorrw, Please sunshine- just LIGHT UP
Tomorrw, Please sunshine- just LIGHT UP
'Cause that would my street just be right up
Tomorrow, Please sunshine- just LIGHT UP
'Cause that would my street just be right up
The gloom will subsume
From inside my room
Leaving rays of gold-while I sup
Beautiful thoughts fill my head
I wish by all they could be read...
Beautiful thoughts fill my head
I wish by all they could be read...
I think of lasses,
and whiskey glasses,
on a big soft fluffy bed !!
What would I give for a nap
