Boy, I sure like cuddles
And smooches and other such huddles
Boy, I sure like cuddles
And smooches and other such huddles
With your arms round your squeeze
And if she's not a tease
Boy, I sure like cuddles
And smooches and other such huddles
With your arms round your squeeze
And if she's not a tease
you'll make love like all the big studdles.
I'll put it to you in a nutshell
I'll put it to you in a nutshell.
This game's got me under its spell.
There's never any shouting
Don't see anyone pouting
I'll put it to you in a nutshell.
This game's got me under its spell.
There's never any shouting
Don't see anyone pouting
And never any need to YELL
The folks make wonderful rhymes
Which makes me think sometimes....
The folks make wonderful rhymes.
Which makes me think sometimes,
Should my words be frilly
Or just plain old silly
The folks make wonderful rhymes.
Which makes me think sometimes,
Should my words be frilly
Or just plain old silly
No matter, just so they're on time.
How fine is this day of sunshine...
How fine is this day of sunshine
Why it's delightful and simply devine...
Cheap jokes, cheap dates, cheap beer...
Doesn't do anything for this here,
Just give me a critter,
Who smokes 'nother miter,
And, Hey SealPoet, can I leer?
Sorry, folks, but I couldn't post last night.
How fine is this day of sunshine
Why it's delightful and simply devine
The bees are a-flittin'
My GOD I've been bitten!
Sorry, folks, but I couldn't post last night
'Cause my wife got into a fight
I went down to stand bail
I wound up in the jail
So do I forgive her? Yeah, right!
How fine is this day of sunshine
Why it's delightful and simply divine
The bees are a-flittin'
My GOD I've been bitten
But don't worry dears, I'll be fine.
Have you ever seen a horse fly?
Have you ever seen a horse fly?
An unusual sight in the sky
His wings are all hairy
Have you ever seen a horse fly?
An unusual sight in the sky
His wings are all hairy
But what's really scary,
the droppings can make a man die!
There was a webmaster named Craven
There was a webmaster named Craven
A true geek, but no, just a maven,
There was a webmaster named Craven
A true geek, but no, just a maven,
real smart for his years,
a terror to his peers
from his knowledge sometimes I seek haven
There's seems never to be enough money
There's seems never to be enough money,
Especially when you're a Bunny!
Our wages are low...
There's seems never to be enough money,
Especially when you're a Bunny!
Our wages are low...
But our sweetness can GLOW,
...we make money off our 'honey'?
the weekend is now winding down,
The weekend is now winding down
In Australia its even left town
While in the UK
We're still on the way
To drinking until we may drown - (hic)
TO work hard and play hard is fine...
TO work hard and play hard is fine.
Indeed, that joy was long mine...
TO work hard and play hard is fine.
Indeed, that joy was long mine
Till one day
To my dismay
I'd turned into a flop eared porcupine
They removed the bristles you see
And the rabbit you know is now SHE......
