ROTF!
snood, you got me so tickled with that laugher, I had a stumble getting logged in.
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Ah-HHHHHem ahhhheeem (sobering)
Appalachia's heads have gone bald
And Frankly I'm rather appalled....
The coach cried it's a foul
But the crowd was not regaled
And 'acid rain' tho't was lost after all.
Excuse me, have you seen my gun?
(Good grief, snood, what have you done?)
I got down on the floor,
Peeping from 'hind the door
If I wasn't so scared I would run!
Really, that's not quite my stance-